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Funner tweets than what you get from the real Port Authority Trans Hudson! #PATH (parody account) #ny #nj

Joined October 2012
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Seriously fuck off @PATHTrain over 30 minutes til the next train finally gets down to 7 minutes and then, shockingly, a delay because it's cold outside? It's February how the fuck are you not prepared for cold weather?
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They do? Have they been paying attention?
Dear @PATHTrain , While I understand the challenges you face with infrastructure and construction, please understand people rely on your schedules and the accuracy of them to plan itineraries. Failure to hold to them is failing your customers. Sincerely, #LateBecauseOfPATH
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Superstorm Sandy hit 10/30/12
1/4/20 thru 12/20/20: PATH World Trade Center Station is closed weekends from 12:01am Saturday until 5am Monday (except major holidays), to replace equipment damaged during Superstorm Sandy. Free transfer to ferry service is available. Learn more at bddy.me/2QrAEMW.
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No reason to besmirch an entire state!
Lolwut?
The path is my favorite train bc it’s never crowded and it’s always ready 2 go
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"Engineer availability"... that's one we haven't tried yet. Thanks for the idea, NJT! xitter.cf/NJTRANSIT_ME/status/12…
M&E train #881, the 6:04pm from Hoboken, is cancelled due to engineer availability. Customers to train#435, departing Hoboken at 6:04pm making local stops and train#1085, the 7:22pm from Hoboken.
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To the standing man on @PATHTrain who scolded the row of seated passengers who noticed my 🤰🏻but didn’t stand up ... thank you for speaking up on my behalf. #mannersmatter
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Funner PATH retweeted
Every single time I get on the PATH train, it smells like a dirty diaper 😵🤢🤮😷🤧
Replying to @TamDee225
1908 as Hudson & Manhattan RR. We've been the PATH since 1962.
Great answers so far, keep them coming!
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We're no experts but this sounds like some timey-wimey stuff to us.
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We have forwarded this feedback to the proper division*. * trash can
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Who wants to answer this one?
When did the path train get worse?
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It was never consummated, so...
Replying to @PATHTrain
@PATHTrain staff is way above average in language.
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If by dusting you mean "add more dust" then probably
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Yes, ma’am I see you picking your nose on a @PATHTrain full of people
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Funner PATH retweeted
On the crowded PATH train: white woman 1: "have you ever been on the subway in japan?" white woman 2: "I didn't even know they had a train!" ...
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