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Joined May 2009
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Life is painless for the brainless
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Blue wave goes crazy
Chiefs K Harrison Butker (Republican) OUT for Week 9 vs Jets.
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Do you guys just tell your nurse practitioners to Google medicines your stores have available already and suggest people get them @cvspharmacy
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Yall really matched me with a psycho nurse practitioner @cvspharmacy. Tried to do a virtual call with someone and she was so damn rude
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If yall charge me for that meaningless visit I will dispute that shit so fast
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kel kelllll retweeted
Doja Cat changes lyric of ‘Paint The Town Red’ at her show in Dallas, Texas following the Democratic victory: “I don’t care I paint the town BLUE.”
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How does this match @UberEats ? You still haven't answered ... ordered sausage somehow tbell go word I didn't want sausage get you tell me it matches?
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MY FATASS DIDNT LOSE A CONGRESSIONAL RACE THO
Replying to @0liviajulianna
I can’t tell if you took a break from overeating to write this.
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kel kelllll retweeted
Don't try to switch up now, Kim MAGAdashian.
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I was happy briefly last night now I'm back to hating life again
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kel kelllll retweeted
With Deshaun Watson in concussion protocol, Browns QB Sheduer Sanders is next in line to start on Sunday’s game vs. the Saints.
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kel kelllll retweeted
“first black..” “first transgender..” “first woman..” “first muslim..” “first palestinian..” “first gay..” “first latina..”
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kel kelllll retweeted
all we needed was gen z to turn 18
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Too wired to sleep. Plus I got stuck in my elevator 30 mins tn, it's been a wild night HAHA
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Twitter is so fucking funny tonight it feels like 2013 again
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kel kelllll retweeted
goodnight ohio
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kel kelllll retweeted
Democrat Sherrod Brown wins a comeback bid to the U.S. Senate from Ohio, defeating Republican Sen. Jon Husted. apnews.com/live/midterm-elec…
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kel kelllll retweeted
Yk how bad you gotta be as a president for Texas to flip to blue
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kel kelllll retweeted
us the next time florida has a hurricane.
Ashley Moody has won the U.S. Senate election in Florida, defeating Democrat Angie Nixon.
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kel kelllll retweeted
If only Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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I always forget how funny twitter is election days
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