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High Func. Alcoholic

@Functional_Alky

I drink wine

 Taco Faces, Planet Grape
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Joined December 2016
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The intense fight I have ever seen 😂😂😂 xitter.cf/bestfriendze/status/10…
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Olaf Falafel@OFalafel10 May 2020
I made you a Government COVID Slogan generator
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David Paxton
@DavidDPaxton7 May 2020
That’s top drawer Italianing.
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COLiN BURGESS@Colinoscopy30 Apr 2020
made a Rube Goldberg machine
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Donut Operator 🍩
@DonutOperator25 Apr 2020
Guys important covid information:
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MY FACE IS FURNITURE@PettyNorm22 Apr 2020
Now this ain’t right 😂😂😂
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Joey Salads
@JoeySalads17 Apr 2020
How can anyone hate this man
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Reese Waters@reesewaters16 Apr 2020
WHO FLEW WITH CRABS?!
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Irrelevant questions be gone! 😜🍾🙄🍷😷 #wine
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Decent Patter@decentpatter8 Apr 2020
The greatest story ever told
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putasinghonit@putasinghonit30 Mar 2020
IM SCREAMIN. this girl put too much pepper on her egg and thought the best way to remove it was using a hoover..
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S Schmid Landscapes@SSchmidLandsca124 Mar 2020
Watch till end and guaranteed you will be smiling😂😂 You're welcome🤪❤ – at Abbots Langley, East
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Idris Elbow 💪🏾
@YallLuvCris23 Mar 2020
Me: “These edibles are trash, I don’t feel shit!” Me 20 minutes later:
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DOOM
@DOOM16 Mar 2020
four days

four days

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Perfectly Cut Screams
@AAAAAGGHHHH28 Feb 2020
wtf
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These teens on TikTok are out here doing the lord’s work.
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@RealBobMortimer17 Feb 2020
Train Guy... Pencil Cases
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Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyan13 Feb 2020
In space, no one can hear...
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Count Dankula
@CountDankulaTV12 Feb 2020
Good god I love my country. "ya cocka doodle fenian bastard" hahahahaha
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The streets of Scotland are more entertaining than Netflix xitter.cf/garland_conor/status/1…
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David Burge
@iowahawkblog12 Feb 2020
It's a hot new indy virus, you probably haven't heard of it yet xitter.cf/nypost/status/12276033…
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@nypost12 Feb 2020
New mystery virus that scientists can't even recognize found in Brazil trib.al/zPXUgqc
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