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High Func. Alcoholic

@Functional_Alky

I drink wine

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Joined December 2016
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2020 is very spicy
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“Prince William tells how bad eyesight help him overcome anxiety of giving important speeches - Evening Standard” Is...isn’t he a chopper pilot? apple.news/AAdreaJ_tTjy6uJaz…

Prince William tells how bad eyesight help him overcome anxiety of giving important speeches

The Duke of Cambridge has revealed poor eyesight helped him overcome the anxiety of giving important speeches, saying it helped that the faces of those in the audience were blurred.

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I miss Pangea
Poo poo bum bum
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To be honest, I was expecting this to trend
The upside of £1 litre fuel is the cars are having Parma ham for dinner
Is it me or is everyone more depressed today?
Do not, I repeat, do not EVER play monopoly during lock down (I cannot stress this enough) #lockdownuk
Conversation I just had with my 3 year old. ‘Daaad Mia won’t let me be the doom slayer. She says I have to be the stupid skeleton with a jet pack’ ‘Um, ok, what game are you two playing?’ ‘We’re playing princesses. With blood’ I probably shouldn’t let them watch me play Doom.
Suck it, Icon of Sin
Dr Catherine Calderwood OOOT
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I’m now at the point where I am more concerned about liver failure than COVID-19 #QuarantineLife
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How long until Russia invades Europe
Say what you want about the #Apocalipsis the memes are OUTSTANDING
Doom Eternal. Well that’s intense. I only managed to play for 30 minute stints last night. Had to make a herbal tea in between sessions just to even myself out. Good work @DOOM
Tremors movie Best line ‘Here’s some Swiss cheese and some bullets’ Classic
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YOU DIDNT GET PENETRATION EVEN WITH THE ELEPHANT GUN
Ah yes! Beetlejuice! Fucking get in
What’s a ‘slowthai’?
Zed’s dead baby. Zed’s dead.
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Replying to @RealJamesWoods
@RealJamesWoods good to have you back Mr Woods.
‘Daddy will you play with me?’ ‘Sorry baby, I’m cooking. I’ll play in a bit’ 5 mins later... ‘Right what do you want to play?’ ‘Cooking!’ ‘Ok, what shall I cook?’ ‘I don’t know. I’m too busy to tell you. Play on your own’ Prick

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