Grump. Space nerd. AI whisperer. Occasional genius.

Montana, USA
Joined August 2024
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
A view of Clavius crater tonight. This is in pretty mediocre seeing conditions... believe it or not, I can theoretically get much more detail than this. Anyone have mountain property they want to loan me?
40
40
820
13,976
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
6
20
1
569
11,471
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
I need this t shirt😆
5
13
145
23,706
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
Family Guy recently made a Civil War version of "Who's on First" that had me crying laughing. It had no business being that good.
Abbott & Costello - Who's on First Pure comedic genius
82
2,047
68
29,412
1,130,960
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
can you fuck off
when a band is named "(singer) and the (nouns)"
293
35,784
207
386,732
3,330,447
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
bathrooms (2026)
3
20
684
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
We've had satellite telecommunications for many decades now. What makes Starlink so unique is that it's a Low Earth Orbit constellation, which drastically lowers latency and improves bandwidth; two things that usually make satellite connections sub-par compared to almost any other option. But to get global coverage at such low altitude you need a massive constellation of thousands of birds - which is why SpaceX was the first to build one, as their launch costs are lower by an order of magnitude due to having reusable rockets. To make any kind of competitor to Starlink/Starshield, you'll need a re-usable rocket of your own, or to pay SpaceX to launch them - and they may well decline to orbit the birds of a competitor. This is a unique capability that only the United States has ownership of. The idea that anyone can just "replace" Starlink is born of profound stupidity.
Canada announces: Telesat, homegrown satellites, will be expanded and Starlink usage will soon be removed. This is what every country on earth should do asap.
34
44
2
489
5,836
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
Companies cannot seem to understand. The satellites are down stream from the launch system. If you don't have your own reusable rocket, building and then maintaining a constellation is a pipe dream.
BREAKING: Four European telecom giants are joining forces to challenge Elon Musk’s Starlink. Deutsche Telekom, Orange, Telefónica and Vodafone have signed a letter of intent to explore a joint bid for spectrum to deliver satellite connectivity directly to phones. Four telecom giants. Still no Falcon 9. Still no Starship. SpaceX has no competition. Period.
2
21
328
I think I'm gonna start barking at people when they annoy me like DMX.
6
4
109
1,816
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
this screenshot literally ruined my life
the shame i carry from that hot pockets screenshot is unbearable
1,242
25,461
204
365,031
4,692,958
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
dude this is insane
fancy theater near me has a critic cuck chair LETS GO!!!!
98
792
68
41,496
989,961
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
JAPAN IS BOUND FOR MARS TO CONDUCT THE FIRST EVER SAMPLE RETURN MISSION FROM ANOTHER MOON!! 🚀🚀
13
72
2
1,040
14,722
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
I have a gut feeling. “That’s your vagus nerve.” It’s telling me to gamble. “Oh, that’s the Vegas nerve.”
30
820
21
14,075
109,009
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
JUST IN: Canadian man wins city council election after telling voters he has no idea what he's doing, doesn't enjoy politics, & is unqualified for office.
439
1,309
414
15,555
880,489
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
I can honestly say this has been the hardest week of my life. Talking w my daughter about palliative/hospice care for her newborn baby has left me gutted. I appreciate so many of you praying for us. 💔
118
33
7
900
14,084
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
Consuming popcorn at a movie and asking to go out to eat afterwards
56
5,884
162
84,641
832,701
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
1
32
1,394
16,772
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
I hope Michkov and Martone get an apartment and a dog together
6
48
11
768
8,725
Fluffy Cow Respector retweeted
35
872
44
10,093
112,246