Grump. Space nerd. AI whisperer. Occasional genius.

Montana, USA
Joined August 2024
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A view of Clavius crater tonight. This is in pretty mediocre seeing conditions... believe it or not, I can theoretically get much more detail than this. Anyone have mountain property they want to loan me?
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I need this t shirt😆
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Family Guy recently made a Civil War version of "Who's on First" that had me crying laughing. It had no business being that good.
Abbott & Costello - Who's on First Pure comedic genius
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can you fuck off
when a band is named "(singer) and the (nouns)"
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bathrooms (2026)
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We've had satellite telecommunications for many decades now. What makes Starlink so unique is that it's a Low Earth Orbit constellation, which drastically lowers latency and improves bandwidth; two things that usually make satellite connections sub-par compared to almost any other option. But to get global coverage at such low altitude you need a massive constellation of thousands of birds - which is why SpaceX was the first to build one, as their launch costs are lower by an order of magnitude due to having reusable rockets. To make any kind of competitor to Starlink/Starshield, you'll need a re-usable rocket of your own, or to pay SpaceX to launch them - and they may well decline to orbit the birds of a competitor. This is a unique capability that only the United States has ownership of. The idea that anyone can just "replace" Starlink is born of profound stupidity.
Canada announces: Telesat, homegrown satellites, will be expanded and Starlink usage will soon be removed. This is what every country on earth should do asap.
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Companies cannot seem to understand. The satellites are down stream from the launch system. If you don't have your own reusable rocket, building and then maintaining a constellation is a pipe dream.
BREAKING: Four European telecom giants are joining forces to challenge Elon Musk’s Starlink. Deutsche Telekom, Orange, Telefónica and Vodafone have signed a letter of intent to explore a joint bid for spectrum to deliver satellite connectivity directly to phones. Four telecom giants. Still no Falcon 9. Still no Starship. SpaceX has no competition. Period.
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I think I'm gonna start barking at people when they annoy me like DMX.
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this screenshot literally ruined my life
the shame i carry from that hot pockets screenshot is unbearable
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dude this is insane
fancy theater near me has a critic cuck chair LETS GO!!!!
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JAPAN IS BOUND FOR MARS TO CONDUCT THE FIRST EVER SAMPLE RETURN MISSION FROM ANOTHER MOON!! 🚀🚀
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I have a gut feeling. “That’s your vagus nerve.” It’s telling me to gamble. “Oh, that’s the Vegas nerve.”
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JUST IN: Canadian man wins city council election after telling voters he has no idea what he's doing, doesn't enjoy politics, & is unqualified for office.
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I can honestly say this has been the hardest week of my life. Talking w my daughter about palliative/hospice care for her newborn baby has left me gutted. I appreciate so many of you praying for us. 💔
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Ever look at someone and think “I wish I could be that stupid”?
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Consuming popcorn at a movie and asking to go out to eat afterwards
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I hope Michkov and Martone get an apartment and a dog together
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