@EricLabRat

used to post as myself with my real face on here. not sure what I'm doing now. slowly depersonalizing? co-created a thing called @glittergutsy in chicago

 Chicago, IL
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Joined April 2011
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The other place has some good politics and naked people but this place still has more funny motherfuckers. I need more of y'all to migrate over there so I stop peeking over here and letting my faith in humanity/the future dip further bsky.app/profile/ericlabrat.… – at Chicago, IL
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It's kind of amazing that Clive Barker created one of the only iconic horror franchises that was too horny to be adapted into a Nintendo game or a children's cartoon in the '90s
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Zac Thompson@ZacBeThompsonOct 20
Reposting this in the wake of the debate of sex and nudity in horror. The desexualization of American media is a symptom of Fascism that makes it easier to police people's bodies. Anyone complaining about seeing "sex" everywhere in film/tv/games isn't living in reality.
Zac Thompson@ZacBeThompsonOct 11
Hellraiser is ripe for revival because we live in the most sexless media landscape ever. Clive Barker’s worlds never shied away from transgression and pushing boundaries. So anyone who thinks the new game is too extreme is a Hellraiser larper. I’m sorry to say it.
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NECROCOSMIC 🧟 SLOP@afrocosmistOct 20
bring back miniature ships in sci-fi instead of CGI
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Gonna post a picture I like from a book at work everyday unless I forget or get bored
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27. Lisa Yuscavage "Big Flesh Studio", 2022
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28. Possibly my fiirst time seeing a Leonora Carrington piece in real life (definitely my first time since I knew who she was) at the National Museum of Mexican Art last week "Crookhey Hall", 1987
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alfred e neubauten@EricLabRatApr 27
I'm putting together a team
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GRAYNIDE ✷@graynideOct 18
can we also talk about the insane detail of having the rubble that Roger walks on also tumble down by his movement???? SERIOUSLY this movie is so overkill and dedicated ohh my god i love this
vera || coyote vs. acme@vverabatOct 17
roger falling twice kills me every time 😭
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just matt@questionablewayOct 18
driving back to chicago, in unscenic indiana, morale at its nadir, fatigue taking hold. then bam. central time. a whole hour of your life back. just the invigoration you need to get thru the drive
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Adrian@blagojevismOct 18
Chicago is great but its problems are obvious: it was built over soggy marshland and, to this day, ancient amphibians, pale salamanders the size of train cars and toads the size of houses, slumber in the soft mud beneath the water table. One day, those monsters will wake up.
Ilya Sukhar
@ilyasuOct 17
Chicago is an excellent city. Why isn't this more well known?
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@pYSLradaOct 14
ANGUS TSUI Fall/Winter RTW 2026
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SegaCDUniverse 🍕@SegaCDUniverseOct 14
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Mandy Kong 🦍@mirann_darrowOct 10
Finally, I can cross off my bucket list item to see Issac Hayes's dick. I thought I had missed my chance when he died.
ℐΛY ☥ ™  🪩 (High Value Man) 𓂀
@ijayt205Oct 10
Isaac Hayes
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alfred e neubauten@EricLabRat25 Feb 2020
Mike Ditka and K*ke Ditka
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First four movies of the spooky season (no way I'm gonna make it to 31, my life is clearly too sexy and thrilling) 🎃Lee Cronin's THE MUMMY (2026) 🎃HIGHWAY TO HELL (1991) 🎃TEENAGE SEX & DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA (2026) 🎃 TENEBRAE (1982)
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Asked my pops if he was gonna have to convert to Catholicism of the Sox go all the way. He gave me a no but not a HARD no.
alfred e neubauten@EricLabRat27 Dec 2016
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Never ever ever ever underestimate how truly, insanely devoted my father is to the Chicago White Sox
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tits out for bears
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The guy at the gym eating a banana in the locker room where some dumb teen just unloaded half a can of Axe body spray might be a demon. My (normal, human) senses would simply not allow me to do that without retching.
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Had an inkling to research Clerks the Animated Series yesterday, and it still bangs. Terrible news about @ThatKevinSmith's heart attack and wishing him a speedy recovery. Also..... BEAR IS DRIVING CAR HOW CAN THAT BE??? – at Chicago, IL
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Finally got to see POPULATION: 1 (1986) and it ✅️ STILL BANGS Tomata Du Plenty is monologuing about how he came to be the last man on earth. For a good chunk it seems like it'll be an adaptation of pretentious one man show, then it gets weird.
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In a mood for some French-Spanish anarchist ska-punk. First whole-album listens to some Mano Negra. • PUTA'S FEVER (1989) ✅️ STILL BANGS HARD faves: Magic Dice, Mad House, Siding H'bibi • PATCHANKA (1986) ✅️ BANGS EVEN HARDER faves: Mala Vida, Darling Darling, La Ventura
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Ganser 🫠@GanserbandSep 30
𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘪 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘢 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦
Ganser 🫠@GanserbandSep 25
Futuretripping has been getting around. Thank you to everyone who’s been listening, writing about, and putting this strange little song in places. Futuretripping out now. @nytimes nytimes.com/2026/09/12/arts/…
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Not to praise Chicago sports, but the White Sox seem like a much cooler team than their north Chicago counterparts
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USA Hockey Olympic gold medalist Abbey Murphy made the ceremonial first shot at the White Sox game 🏒
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Beauty Destroyed@Myblackdiary93Sep 25
Cosey Fanni Tutti performs Diorama from A Study In Scarlet, 1983, London. A ritual of transformation and awakening within the walls of the only existing original ‘diorama’ building in London
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