don’t expect much. pretty average. my views reflect yours. My tweets feature frequent typos

Milwaukee, WI
Joined May 2009
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Renaming New Mexico “New America”:
BREAKING: President Trump is calling for New Mexico to be renamed New America, effective immediately.
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The Milwaukee Bucks have waived guard Kevin Porter Jr., sources tell ESPN.
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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Why tf she keep falling?
Grace Caroline Currey will return for ‘FALL 3’. (Source: dreadcentral.com/exclusive/5…)
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Milwaukee. Where it’s better.
god i love chicago where else would it be 62 degrees & sunny in the middle of october
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When Elizabeth Holmes starts rocking that baby
The world’s largest 4DX cinema is at Regal Times Square in NYC. 👀🍿
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One of my colleagues is going to the World Series. He’s flying his son in and they’re going together and I’ve never seen him more excited. “Yeah it’s a lotta money, but this never happens…” couldn’t be happier for him
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Are all hard boiled eggs that much of a pain to peel?
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I should get at least 4 hours of PTO for every phishing attempt I report to IT
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you're in a woke battle but your opponent is kaido
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Does anyone know how Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans came to be @Brewers fans? I need @nathanfielder to explore this subplot in the sequel to “You Can See Everything.”
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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A soldier dying during a pointless PR stunt while the cheerleaders continue on with their routine is a perfect encapsulation of how America has been doing in Iran
🇺🇸 A US airman fell to his death during a military PR stunt at the Navy–UTSA football game. Washington is trying to sell Americans on military service while fighting a war in Iran. They couldn’t even get through the recruitment spectacle without killing one of their own.
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A wise man once said we play some baseball and get some home runs #WinOurWay
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September 23, 2011: Ryan Braun’s homer to lock up the Brewers first NL Central championship
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People losing their minds over a theatrical event of a fake product they will never have - ever
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Yoooo that jacket is fucking sick
Hendo offers his take on today’s victory. 👊 #CFC | #EVECHE
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Ahhh look at Danny Welbeck…
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¡¿Cuánto cuesta esta monstruosidad?!
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This is porn for a certain type of George W. Bush hating millennial such as myself.
omg The Chicks just brought out James Talarico on stage 👀
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