Em

Running an errand 2 miles away when my low fuel light is on

The truth is THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS!

Me after I do my makeup in the morning

Come on babe why don’t we paint the town, and

NOT IN TRAFFIC! THE 405 IS MURDER THIS TIME OF DAY!

There’s not enough songs nowadays about birds partying. youtu.be/uLF3YZIjucs

My scale is negging me 😒

🙏🏻

I hope their date is going well.

That’s not how you use the feeder, you stupid idiot.