Just the right amount of bonkers - @lukemackaycooks Disgracefully salacious stirrer - @dlordship Terminally single. Jam under cream. Older than you. Probably.
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Francesca retweeted
There's no excuse for working for The S*n. I'm not even talking about what passes for their journalists. I don't care if you just work in IT support or you're an office manager. I've turned down rancid money I really needed. You knew what you're propping up. Go do something else.
Francesca retweeted
I feel so sorry for everyone involved in this: for the Edwards family, for the complainants, and for Huw himself. No criminal offences were committed, so it’s a purely personal tragedy for everyone involved. Let’s hope the press leave them all alone now.
Francesca retweeted
I find it hard to believe people are voting to keep Matt Hancock in #ImACelebrity but then I remember this is the same country that voted for Brexit, Boris Johnson, and Mrs Brown’s Boys as best comedy at the National Television Awards and realise I can actually totally believe it
Francesca retweeted
THREAD: I keep being asked when we can go "back to normal" or "like it was before". My personal thoughts:
We've added a new disease to our population, more infectious and more severe than flu.
The world pre 2020 no longer exists - we may want it to, but it just doesn't. 1/13
Francesca retweeted
I want to say a little more about Jimmy Carr’s abhorrent ‘joke’. First, the awful truth. Many hundreds of thousands of Roma and Sinti people were murdered by the Nazis during World War II, in what has become known to the victims’ families as the Porrajmos (the ‘Devouring’).
Francesca retweeted
Hey while the literal whole world is on Twitter can we get #freebrendandassey trending
Francesca retweeted
Hire this man.
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Francesca retweeted
I may have done a lot of embarrassing things in my life, but my older sister actually once found a cabbage patch kids birth certificate in my moms filing cabinet, started screaming at and accusing our mom of hiding our “brother” Clyde Fabian from us, and she was like 15
Francesca retweeted
When you have a deadline and get up early to work in peace...
#CatsOfTwitter #amwriting
Francesca retweeted
There is a lot of chatter and excitement today about reopening. I've written about why I won't be re-opening my restaurant on July 4th, or any time soon after that alexrushmer.com/blog/2020/6/…
Francesca retweeted
Well this is one in the eye for all the critics. Miss Sandra from the United States has reviewed my work and finds my lawsplaining VERY interesting AND wants to send me some photos. Today is a good news day.
Francesca retweeted
@TheBloggess On a trip, saw some baby horses, could not think of the word foal, finally shouted "horse kittens" and pointed. Wife understood
