Kansas to Texas back to Kansas again. Trying to be a better man with each day. Public School advocate. Doctoral student.

Kansas, USA
Joined September 2021
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Buy a receding hairline man coffee today!
buy a big butted woman lunch today!
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As a single person who lives alone, I want a reverse bulk store. Instead of everything being sold in bulk, give me single servings at reasonable prices. Half a loaf of bread. Cake mix for 6 cupcakes. Spinach I can finish before it liquefies in the crisper drawer.
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It’s just getting worse and worse for Cornell University!!! EXCELLENT!!!
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How many expected points each QB gained from defensive penalties that otherwise wouldn’t have produced any yards 1. Josh Allen 7.8 2. Dak Prescott 7.7 3. Jordan Love 6.5 4. Aaron Rodgers 6.4 5. Justin Herbert 6.1
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I’ve tasted marriage. I’ve tasted divorce. I’ve tasted being single again. I’ve tasted dating again. I recommend tacos.
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LeBron’s the first person to move from Bel Air to West Philadelphia.
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Spain is the last of the 6 flags standing over Texas.
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Travel ball is also quietly destroying baseball and basketball. There aren’t many top American-raised players any more.
US soccer won’t be good until you stop charging little kids thousands to play travel ball. You’re not getting the best athletes into soccer that way. It’s the same crowd as lacrosse and hockey at this point.
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A retweeted
FIFA isn't saying the challenge wasn't a red. They're saying the VAR intervention itself didn't follow protocol. If the review wasn't conducted properly, FIFA can't uphold the outcome that came from it. This was about correcting a procedural mistake, not re-refereeing the incident.
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English fans complaining about Mexican fans being rude like they’re not literally English Football Fans
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+Same continent +Way more Mexicans here than British +food actually has flavor
I’m confused, why are Americans supporting Mexico over England?
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I don’t care if USMNT has some crazy rivalry with Mexico. I’m not rooting for fucking England on Fourth of July weekend
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I’m not much for patriotism per se but I fully believe that rooting for England over Mexico, our neighbors and republican brothers, is fundamentally un-American
Mexico at the Azteca has the potential to traumatize an entire generation of English football fans.
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I love this. The idea of soccers biggest stars just leaving spawn behind all over the states and the US winning the 2050 World Cup with joe Haaland, tim mbappe, mike yamal, and jake Hakimi get me pumped.
Replying to @StanUsmnt
We need Haaland to procreate while here. A lot.
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"Big Tent" Dems the second someone left of center wins a primary:
James Carville calls for formal Democratic party divide after far-left Mamdani-backed candidates sweep primaries trib.al/YnOVZ9V
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We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.
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Kraft is launching airport-friendly ranch packets after World Cup fans repeatedly tried bringing full bottles through airport security. The limited-edition travel kit includes enough packets to replace an entire bottle
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Celebrate or the wall for you.
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“Why do we need pride night when the players aren’t gay” why do we need military appreciation night when the players aren’t in the military
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