For all my "quirks", the one that seems to shock people at work the most is that I don't own a TV.
I have a projector with Chromecast because I don't watch much TV and they don't understand it.
As a single person who lives alone, I want a reverse bulk store. Instead of everything being sold in bulk, give me single servings at reasonable prices. Half a loaf of bread. Cake mix for 6 cupcakes. Spinach I can finish before it liquefies in the crisper drawer.
Cross country might be the sweetest sport at middle school levels.
Like they're competitive, but they're cheering on everyone.
Our only accommodation was being medicated.
Overheard Gen Z saying there’s no way undiagnosed ADHD adults just white-knuckled school with zero accommodations.
Oh, kids. We didn’t just get through it.
We built whole personalities around masking, got called “smart but lazy” by every teacher, and only learned the name for executive dysfunction in our thirties.
A retweeted
How many expected points each QB gained from defensive penalties that otherwise wouldn’t have produced any yards
1. Josh Allen 7.8
2. Dak Prescott 7.7
3. Jordan Love 6.5
4. Aaron Rodgers 6.4
5. Justin Herbert 6.1
A retweeted
I’ve tasted marriage.
I’ve tasted divorce.
I’ve tasted being single again.
I’ve tasted dating again.
I recommend tacos.
Things left to do before Dr. me:
- Write/Defend Dissertation
That's it. All comp exams passed. Almost there, but not.
Passed all my written comp exams!!!
Oral comp scheduled for Tuesday and then officially a doctoral candidate















