Comedian, trombonist, computer enthusiast, talker

Joined February 2012
I feel robbed. The cashier should've been wearing a mask
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How to make the Apple Store staff nervous: 1 Find the most expensive computer, cmd+spacebar open Terminal 2 Click Shell > New Window with profile > Homebrew. 3 Type "netstat" Because everybody knows green text on a black background means serious business
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🚨 50% of TICKETS ALREADY GONE 🚨 Secure your seat NOW for another madcap hour of medical mayhem starring spooky Drag, Burlesque, Comedy, Music & more! 💉 🩸 Saturday, 18th November, 7:30pm at The Banshee Labyrinth! edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-det… @EdHorrorFest @B_Labyrinth
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Come see a show this Saturday in Edinburgh! Comedy! Cabaret! Silly videos! Banshees!
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Want to watch something silly & spooky this weekend? 🩸 DR BONK'S MACARBARET 🗓️ SATURDAY 18th NOVEMBER 🗺️ THE BANSHEE LABYRINTH, EDINBURGH ⏰ 19:30 - 20:30 🎟️ PWYC 🔗 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-det… @EdHorrorFest @AriannaSilver96 @SoupGroupcomedy @B_Labyrinth
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Come see comedy tomorrow night at the Banshee Labyrinth in Edinburgh, part of the Edin Horror Festival!
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I'll be in this Fringe show on the 26th. Come to the City Café for jokes and honks tickets.edfringe.com/whats-o…
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If everyone who has been grateful for the NHS over the past 75 years followed and retweeted we’d reach a million by midnight Please take just two seconds to show you’re right behind NHS staff
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UPDATE: Garth Marenghi’s TERRORTOME will now be published on November 3rd. Signed copies still available ⁦@ForbiddenPlanet⁩
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I've just donated to the @decappeal DEC Ukraine Humanitarian Appeal to help provide aid to people fleeing the conflict bit.ly/3tnSOBo
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Another surreal clip from "Servant of the People": in this one, Zelensky yells "Putin has been toppled!" (via @andrejfnovak)
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I can’t wrap my mind around the existence of this clip. xitter.cf/StefanThumann/status/1…
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Tangles. ISS spacewalk to install solar panels youtube.com/clip/UgzNSPPk9xm… via @YouTube
Here is my full manifesto for London. Can any other candidate beat this? No chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
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OH NO my stocks!!! #GME $GME
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Bill Bailey Quickstep Saves 2020.
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Big thanks to @policescotland for towing my car off the motorway after a breakdown. Much appreciated!
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[Subnautica spoilers?] I found a time capsule with 5 tools but they were duplicates so I kept one and threw the rest away. Later I noticed it had an alien battery in it, guess I just binned 4 valuable power sources >:-(
[Subnautica spoilers?] If I rarely use a tool then I remove its battery and use it in other tools or crafting. Use a flat battery to craft a tool and you get a fully charged new one