⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Award-winning Comedian, videographer & biscuit eater. Asexual and proud. He/Him/They/Them 💜💜💜💜💜 #BLM #ace #asexual #asexuality #asexy #comedian

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined June 2014
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Thank you all so much for making last night another spectacular show 🎉 We enjoyed jokes about rocks, cheese, sticks, titanic and telepathic pasta 🍝 We’re back on Nov 5th! Follow our linktree to keep up to date with future shows 🔗 linktr.ee/thediversityquota ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
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TONIGHT!!! (Oct 1st) 🎉 Join us at 8:30pm in the Griffin for inclusive accessible stand-up comedy ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 Get a ticket and your booking fee automatically goes to charity 🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-div… @WhatsOnGlasgow @SockfaceSimpson
📢 Join us on Thursday Oct 1 for an incredible evening of inclusive accessible stand-up comedy 🎭 8:30pm in The Griffin, Glasgow 🍺 When buying a ticket, 100% of booking fees will also go to charity 🎉 Tickets 🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-div… @WhatsOnGlasgow @SockfaceSimpson
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📣 Next week I will be performing on the fabulous Queer Folks' Tales' 1st ever show in The Citizens Theatre in Glasgow on Friday 25th September 🎭 It'll be an honour to wave the Asexual show at this iconic show♠️💜 Tickets🔗 citz.co.uk/whats-on/queer-fo… @asexuality @WhatsOnGlasgow
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📢 Join us on Thursday Oct 1 for an incredible evening of inclusive accessible stand-up comedy 🎭 8:30pm in The Griffin, Glasgow 🍺 When buying a ticket, 100% of booking fees will also go to charity 🎉 Tickets 🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-div… @WhatsOnGlasgow @SockfaceSimpson
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🎃 Don’t forget to book your tickets for an evening of spooky drag, burlesque, comedy, poetry and medical mayhem THIS Saturday, 19th September, 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth 🦇 Tickets 🔗 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-det… @WhatOnEdinburgh @B_Labyrinth @EdHorrorFest
🎃 Join us for spooky drag, burlesque, poetry, comedy and medical mayhem on Sep 19 🩸 🗓️ Saturday, September 19 ⏰ 19:00 📍 @B_Labyrinth Get tickets ⬇️ 🎟️ edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-det… @WhatOnEdinburgh @EdHorrorFest
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🎃 Join us for spooky drag, burlesque, poetry, comedy and medical mayhem on Sep 19 🩸 🗓️ Saturday, September 19 ⏰ 19:00 📍 @B_Labyrinth Get tickets ⬇️ 🎟️ edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-det… @WhatOnEdinburgh @EdHorrorFest
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LAST CHANCE to catch “An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus” at the Edinburgh Fringe tonight 💜 ⏰ 19:05 📍 The City Cafe Tickets 🔗 edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… @asexuality
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📣 Only a few chances left to catch the sexiest Asexual show at the Fringe 🍰 💜An Asexual Show About Cunnilingus 🗓️ 24-30th August ⏰ 19:05 📍 The City Cafe, Edinburgh 🎟️ edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… A tale of fluids, flaps, chaps and happy endings (not like that)! @asexuality
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📣 Only a few chances left to catch the sexiest Asexual show at the Fringe 🍰 💜An Asexual Show About Cunnilingus 🗓️ 24-30th August ⏰ 19:05 📍 The City Cafe, Edinburgh 🎟️ edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… A tale of fluids, flaps, chaps and happy endings (not like that)! @asexuality
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📢Join us for inclusive accessible Stand-Up Comedy on September 3rd 🎭 🗓️ Thursday, Sep 3 ⏰ 8:30pm 📍The Griffin, Glasgow 🎟️ eventbrite.co.uk/e/197510152… Jokes, games, prizes & more 🎉 Starring @SockfaceSimpson, Kat Powell, Rachel Jackson, Si Walker & Bhavya Kumar ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
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📢 1 week to go until “An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus” performs at the Edinburgh Fringe 🎉 🗓️ 24-30 August ⏰ 19:05 📍 City Cafe 🎟️ edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… See you there for tales of fluids, flaps, chaps and happy endings 💜 @asexuality @lhcomedy @freefringefest
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Checkmate, Nige.
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It's just gone midnight which means it's Election Day, after a spectacular solar eclipse. That's all from Count Binface HQ tonight but I'll be back in the morning. Until then here are some very special pages from Ceefax, broadcast for the very first time from space. Goodnight. x
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Thank you all so much for coming last night to watch us do a sick high five 🖐️ make a lot of cakey mess in the floor 🍰 and do 2 hours of silly jokes 🎤 We’ll see y’all again at the Fringe 🎉 Tickets for my show 🔗 edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o…
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📣Asexual Stand-up Show at the @edfringe 💜 This august you can catch my new comedy hour "An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus" 🍰 🗓️ AUGUST 24-30TH ⏰ 19:05-20:05 📍The City Cafe (Hollywood Room) 🎟️ Pay What You Can 🔗 edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… @asexuality #asexual @lhcomedy #ace
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🚨 I'm previewing my new Asexual stand-up comedy show alongside @Craig_Wilson on Wednesday 22nd July, 8pm in The Griffin🍺 Come along for 2 incredible stand-up shows as well as the chance to see us do a sick high-five 🙌 Get tickets 🔗 eventbrite.co.uk/e/199271919… @WhatsOnGlasgow
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I’ve started performing asexual burlesque where I just gradually put more clothes on
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Had Labour entered government and led with curbing foreign donations, media regulation, firm action on foreign interference, social media regulation and introduced disinformation legislation, then they would likely not have faced such a bloodbath.
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Zack Polanski, "It's not enough to just be hopeful... It's about having hope and a plan" "I also disagree that left wing policies are popular" "Didn't you - Jeremy Corbyn - get 3,000,000 more votes than Keir Starmer got?" Jeremy Corbyn, "The highest vote this century for Labour, it was 2017" Zack Polanski, "That's 3,000,000 more people who wanted to move wealth away from private capital, to nationalise our water services, nationalise our public services, and that's very popular in this country" "Broadband is a good example of how the media jumped on saying it's not possible, not pragmatic. And that's their number one weapon, to always make people think that better isn't possible, and that change isn't possible" "And we know why. The multimillionaires and billionaires who pump money into wars, or oil and gas, or into arms companies, or into gambling companies" "Once they've bought up the assets, they buy the media, then they buy our democracy" "I guess we're here tonight to say that they're taken our power, they've taken our democracy, they're taken our media" "But collectively, we are going to take it back"
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