'Crybaby Wokeist' - Josh Weller. Stand-up, podcaster, artist in training. Drunk un-proofread tweets. Co-host of the @CaptainsSlog podcast with @realmarkoneil

Joined June 2021
I sometimes think that the JR Hartley advert might be the greatest work of art ever produced in Britain. Happy to hear alternative choices.
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Sick of the woke, non conventionally attractive male video game protagonists. Take Joel from The Last of Us. I’ve used filters to remove his aging skin, DEI chin, woke wrinkles, and greying hair. Now he looks strong, masculine, and attractive.
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🖖New Episode Alert🖖 This week we talk about Mark's dog having the least successful neutering ever... This is a much more pleasant discussion than the plot of this episode which is a HR nightmare. shows.acast.com/captainsslog… #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #comedy #podcast
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Always and forever.
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Star Trek doesn't promise that tomorrow will be a better place. In fact, many Trek stories warn what could happen if we make bad choices. However Trek says tomorrow CAN be a better place if we are smart, if we work hard, and if we are compassionate and inclusive.
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if you're feeling down today just remember that at least you're not Luke Gallows vs. The Predator in a match so bad that Antonio Inoki ended it whilst slamming a chair into a barricade yelling BULLSHIT
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I mean genuinely what’s the downside now of running a truly leftist party? We tried centrism and it lost. Whats the worst that can happen if we go left - losing again?
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I fucking love Gen Z. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇
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🖖New Episode Alert🖖 Riker confirms everything we've ever said about him by fucking his way to freedom and we talk about rampant conspiracy theories. shows.acast.com/captainsslog… #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #comedy #podcast
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Rarely have I seen AI described so succinctly.
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Trump's people are just calling Haitians the n-word now. 😲
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Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?
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We are deeply saddened to learn of the passing of the legendary Sid Vicious. A true powerhouse and unforgettable force in the ring, his legacy will forever be remembered in the world of professional wrestling.
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MONTRES BIEN LA MÉDAILLE D’OR 🥇🔥🇩🇿 #ceremoniecloture
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Unlike your adopted country we all agreed that a man entering a primary school and murdering 17 people with a handgun should never, ever be allowed to happen again. You utter prick.
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Nigel Farage on the riots!
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God bless this woman. She knows what community is all about. ❤️
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TWO-TIER PROTESTING!!!
🚨 NEW: There have been no reports of riots tonight as thousands of anti-racist protesters significantly outnumber anti-immigration demonstrators across the country
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