I’m not really on here much now - it’s a shame as I used to love this place but Elon and his fans have ruined it. I’ll keep making videos and putting them on YouTube etc and you can find me on BlueSky here: bsky.app/profile/mattgreenco…

This reminds me of the time I put the number for Vladimir McTavish (a Scottish comedian) into my phone, but somehow put his name as Vladimir Nabokov instead. I got quite a shock when the long dead writer of Lolita gave me a call.

Black Friday Forever!

Back at the @ForgeComedyClub in Brighton tonight. Always a great show and a lovely venue. Tonight’s show featured a very tired nurse, a couple who met through darts and a stag called Hector. Lots of fun!

Is Donald Trump an existential threat to Democracy? youtu.be/zyWWuIPV2Lw

A man of very few words! (Live stand up clip)

A really enjoyable gig tonight in Chichester headlined by the wonderful @lauralexx. She’s taking her show to @comedystoreuk in London this Tuesday - get your tickets now! london.thecomedystore.co.uk/…

Enjoying being on 🦋 this week. If you’re thinking of joining but don’t know where to start, this starter pack of comedy/ satire people might be a good place to start… go.bsky.app/8ipDFw

Appointing RFK Jr to head of Health and Human Services should massively increase levels of vaccination - for anyone thinking about visiting the US.

Doing a little southern bunch of gigs this weekend: Thursday: Lewes Con Club Friday: Crack Comedy Kingston Saturday: Glee Oxford Sunday: Chichester Graylingwell Park Let’s hope the train network is kind…

Tag your favourite Sarah/Sara @sarabarron

Woman surprised by her own name! (Live stand up clip)

I’m sticking around here for a while but I totally understand if you’re not! If you like you can also follow me at Bluesky or Threads or just on YouTube for the videos. Or even Facebook or Insta if you’re old school. All at the same handle as on here.