@EdEdwardsComedy

'Crybaby Wokeist' - Josh Weller. Stand-up, podcaster, artist in training. Drunk un-proofread tweets. Co-host of the @CaptainsSlog podcast with @realmarkoneil

Joined June 2021
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Listen to me talk about my obsession with the Enterprise barber.
Captain's Slog with Lieutenants Mark & Eddie@CaptainsSlog6 May 2024
🖖New Episode Alert🖖 A day in the life of Data... but O'Brian's getting married, and the Enterprise Barber shows up... oh this is a good one... shows.acast.com/captainsslog… #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #comedy #podcast
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Not posted on here for a while and won't be ever again I'm on BlueSky @ededwardscomedy.bsky.social Fuck the Nazis.
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I sometimes think that the JR Hartley advert might be the greatest work of art ever produced in Britain. Happy to hear alternative choices.
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selma😜@selmacashmoney18 Dec 2024
Sick of the woke, non conventionally attractive male video game protagonists. Take Joel from The Last of Us. I’ve used filters to remove his aging skin, DEI chin, woke wrinkles, and greying hair. Now he looks strong, masculine, and attractive.
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In was in Southend recently, and there's a long wooden structure that goes out to sea with a funfair at the end. All of my friends wanted to go to the funfair but I didn't want to. Eventually though they talked me into it. Pier pressure. #jokes #joke
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Guys I know everything might seem terrible but something really fucking funny has happened... bbc.com/news/article... #infowars #theonion
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🖖New Episode Alert🖖 This week we talk about Mark's dog having the least successful neutering ever... This is a much more pleasant discussion than the plot of this episode which is a HR nightmare. shows.acast.com/captainsslog… #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #comedy #podcast
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Listening to the Cultaholic Classic Nitro review this week and hearing @Brat_Atkins describing himself as agnostic on Bovril and not as ambovilant has genuinely annoyed me.
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.@Schreiberland I'm listening to an old NSTAAF podcast and you guys mentioned that Picasso doodled on so many cheques that they are basically worthless, any idea where you can buy one?
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Always and forever.
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Michael Okuda@MikeOkuda6 Nov 2024
Star Trek doesn't promise that tomorrow will be a better place. In fact, many Trek stories warn what could happen if we make bad choices. However Trek says tomorrow CAN be a better place if we are smart, if we work hard, and if we are compassionate and inclusive.
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They better have nailed that Paddington movie because I need it right now.
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if you're feeling down today just remember that at least you're not Luke Gallows vs. The Predator in a match so bad that Antonio Inoki ended it whilst slamming a chair into a barricade yelling BULLSHIT
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ellory smith@ellorysmith6 Nov 2024
I mean genuinely what’s the downside now of running a truly leftist party? We tried centrism and it lost. Whats the worst that can happen if we go left - losing again?
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I was planning on a trip to the states next year to watch an episode of @AEW Dynamite live... So you guys going to Canada at all next year?
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Fuck sake #USAElections2024
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Three key takeaways from the #Election2024 for progressives. 1) Some of your friends lied to you. 2) Everyone who passed on, or delayed, an opportunity to prosecute Trump is responsible for this. 3) Netenyahu just congratulated Trump so show that to one issue voters.
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Bill Madden
@maddenifico31 Oct 2024
I fucking love Gen Z. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇
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According to the sky budget calculator I'm £0.38 better off if I drink a pint a week, but if I drink 4,000 pints a week I'll be £1,512.24 better off, at 8,000 pints I can quit my day job... #Budget2024
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The fact that the MCU has started to be crushed under the weight of its own lore whilst the DCU is a mess of confusing reboots that affect some but not all titles shows how committed they are to being faithful representations of the source material.
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