Visiting the Bon Bon concession at the Eiffel Tower, Paulie is talking to someone.
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Ed Elliott retweeted
I try to be fair, but I do just think it is professionally dubious to write a glowing column about the PM in the Comment pages of the Times without mentioning he’s your best friend and was best man at your wedding.
Ed Elliott retweeted
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Ed Elliott retweeted
I wonder if picking up three months taxpayer-funded severance payment for getting sacked from a job you did for a few weeks and then getting the job back six days later is the kind of thing a Tory government might want to crack down upon. What a shower of absolute charlatans
Ed Elliott retweeted
Child: I learned a joke at school.
Me: Ok let’s hear it.
Child: What goes in stiff but comes out soft?
Me:
Child:
Me:
Child:
Me: Is it a-
Wife [running in from other room]: SPAGHETTI IT’S SPAGHETTI
Ed Elliott retweeted
It's a cabinet reshuffle, but in the same way I shake the Quality Street tin on January 4th, hoping there might something good left in there rather than just toffee pennies.
Ed Elliott retweeted
Suella Braverman did not mistakenly leak a meaningless document. She endlessly consulted a maverick. She deliberately emailed a policy doc not yet agreed to her pvt email. Then she sent it to John Hayes and someone she thought was his wife. Then lied to PM about when it was sent
Ed Elliott retweeted
Remember when Rishi Sunak got fines for attending a party in lock down when we couldn't see our nans?
Yeah me too
Ed Elliott retweeted
NOON - Sunak: "This government will have integrity...at every level"
4.15pm.....brings back Suella Braverman, sacked as home sec for breaching the ministerial code....SIX DAYS AGO
Ed Elliott retweeted
It’s going to feel so strange that Liz Truss will no longer be our PM. It’s the end of an era.
Ed Elliott retweeted
Tonight, I tabled an amendment which would have exempted second homes from the cut in stamp duty.
The Government should not be helping the second homes boom which is stopping young people from being able to afford a first home
Sadly my amendment was defeated by 293 votes to 165
Ed Elliott retweeted
🚨Scammers are operating on the railway between Gatwick Airport and London Victoria🚨 They claim to be running a ‘Gatwick Express’ service and are charging unsuspecting tourists £20.60 for an off peak single journey (as opposed to usual £9). In reality the train is the same speed
Ed Elliott retweeted
Today, the UK will get its fifth prime minister since 2016. That’s the same number as in the previous 37 years. What could possibly have happened in 2016 to cause this chaos?
