Visiting the Bon Bon concession at the Eiffel Tower, Paulie is talking to someone.
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For the last couple of years I have been really excited by Apache Spark and the .NET for Apache Spark project (github.com/dotnet/spark) and have been happily contributing as time allows (family, work, house renovations, dogs, etc.) - this time last year I started...(1/x)
Is it normal for .@Deliveroo to not deliver something and then still charge? We don't normally use these delivery services but last week my wife bought some coffee's, one £5 drink wasn't delivered, we complained straight away and have just been told no refund - doesn't seem fair?
Ed Elliott retweeted
I try to be fair, but I do just think it is professionally dubious to write a glowing column about the PM in the Comment pages of the Times without mentioning he’s your best friend and was best man at your wedding.
Ed Elliott retweeted
There are almost exactly 4 hours left to submit your @SQLBits session abstracts
Don't cut it too late!
sessionize.com/sqlbits-2023
Ed Elliott retweeted
I wonder if picking up three months taxpayer-funded severance payment for getting sacked from a job you did for a few weeks and then getting the job back six days later is the kind of thing a Tory government might want to crack down upon. What a shower of absolute charlatans
If you break the ministerial code you shouldn’t be stoped from being a minister again, you should be stopped from being an mp. No ifs, no buts.
Ed Elliott retweeted
Child: I learned a joke at school.
Me: Ok let’s hear it.
Child: What goes in stiff but comes out soft?
Me:
Child:
Me:
Child:
Me: Is it a-
Wife [running in from other room]: SPAGHETTI IT’S SPAGHETTI
Ed Elliott retweeted
It's a cabinet reshuffle, but in the same way I shake the Quality Street tin on January 4th, hoping there might something good left in there rather than just toffee pennies.
Ed Elliott retweeted
Suella Braverman did not mistakenly leak a meaningless document. She endlessly consulted a maverick. She deliberately emailed a policy doc not yet agreed to her pvt email. Then she sent it to John Hayes and someone she thought was his wife. Then lied to PM about when it was sent
Ed Elliott retweeted
Remember when Rishi Sunak got fines for attending a party in lock down when we couldn't see our nans?
Yeah me too
Ed Elliott retweeted
NOON - Sunak: "This government will have integrity...at every level"
4.15pm.....brings back Suella Braverman, sacked as home sec for breaching the ministerial code....SIX DAYS AGO
Braverman? She resigned because she showed someone sensitive documents who wasn’t allowed them. This isn’t a historical mistake, it was days (hours!) ago.
Ed Elliott retweeted
It’s going to feel so strange that Liz Truss will no longer be our PM. It’s the end of an era.
