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@DrunjAF

No one normal would say this shit. https://xitter.cf/t.co/MJzyH0ZAph

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Joined August 2013
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When I leave this place, it won’t be because it changed ownership… it will be because a serial killer finally found me worthy.
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There's no socket wrench set that doesn't open with the sockets spilling out everywhere
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The coronavirus vaccine doesn’t scare me. I’ve willingly put more toxic things in my body. (Reflects on exes).
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My fragrance? It’s called Negligence by Dior.
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DrunjAF retweeted
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CJ@BrassBallsCJ12 Nov 2020
I hate when I take a shower with makeup on and when the mirror clears I’m staring at Mel Gibson in Braveheart.
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What wine pairs best with a day that feels like a month?
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You don’t need to fall in love to live a life full of love.
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Has anyone taken this situation to tell someone how they really feel about them? Please say, “yes”.
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Not gonna lie, I do miss random hugs from the coworker who fancied herself a modern day pirate wench with cleavage so deep it could teach philosophy.
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I’m not as popular as the whores. Thank fuck for that.
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He said he'd like to tap me but this bitch ain't no keg.
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~I’m an entire album kinda girl
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Seeing what you’ve lost is nothing. Feeling what you’ve lost is everything.
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If 98% of the people he’s following are female, he’s not that into you.
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z@therichards51 Aug 2019
I feel the tears. You just see them.
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I will never apologise for not being the easy option.
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Thankfully, ladies have finally stopped eating Tide Pods now. But it's harder to deter gents.
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Finger me in your Trans Am while we listen to AC/DC or gtfo
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Imagine if we could just sit down and bathe in the middle of the living room while friends are over, just like my cat does.
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What would ever possess a person to join a committee?
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