
Full-stack developer, WordPress Core Committer, Inventory/Order Fulfillment Geek, Halloween & Christmas lights fanatic(@LightsOn14th), & pilot.
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David Baumwald retweeted
One day you’ll realize that your mom wasn’t decorating the house for Christmas because she had extra time.
She was doing it because she wanted you to have memories.
The lights. The cookies. The same decorations every year.
All that effort was love.
David Baumwald retweeted

The Critical Drinker@TheCriticalDri26h
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It's not the city, it's the people who live in it.
David Baumwald retweeted
To teach a lesson,
After Wiz rushed to buy php2shell domain and use its marketing machine to steal the spotlight, I spotted "phpbleed" in a recent Calif tweet and bought phpbleed.com before wiz could pull the same stunt again.
A big budget can buy a domain. It shouldn't buy someone else's research credit.
If you have contacts at CISA or in the press, do the right thing: make sure the researchers who actually did the work get the recognition they deserve.
Hack the planet. Credit the researchers.
Replying to @JustLingonberry @ThePHPF
aren't you the moron that exposed your API keys on stream/uploaded your .env files and lost $90,000 and cried about it on your X lol
xitter.cf/JustLingonberry/status…
you're a real dev for sure!
FINALLY found how my key got leaked and got the $90,000 bill from google
Opus 5.5 said codex had PUBLISHED MY ****ING .ENV TO CLOUDFALRE PAGES ‼️
Meanwhile codex couldn't find anything, refused to explain itself and flagged my chat for cybersecurity risk lol
David Baumwald retweeted
That’s a damn lie. Peak Victoria secret fashion show, had models more popular than some celebrities. They used to show that shit in time square. Y’all weren’t there fr
David Baumwald retweeted
Maybe next year they should give the fantasy bra to Barbara Palvin. She could pull the engagement VS wants
David Baumwald retweeted
“E para quem está na internet falando sobre o meu jeito de andar, foram necessários TRÊS homens para carregar essas asas e colocá-las nas minhas costas. Pensem nisso! 🫶”. - Elsa Hosk via Instagram Stories.
David Baumwald retweeted
“People don’t want to hear your opinion. They want to hear their opinion coming out of your mouth.”
David Baumwald retweeted
This is why Bukele is the most dangerous Right-winger on the planet. He exists as living proof that our decline is optional
J’ai entendu dire que la France était finie, qu’il était trop tard pour la sauver.
Mais la France est toujours aussi belle, enviable même. Sa grandeur n’a pas disparu, elle ne demande qu’à renaître.
Nous avons surmonté en un an un problème cent fois plus grave, sans avoir les moyens dont dispose la France.
La France pourrait y arriver en une semaine.
David Baumwald retweeted
It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
David Baumwald retweeted
Replying to @Stanhope_99
Tell me there are no women in your house without saying there are no women in your house🤣🤣
David Baumwald retweeted
🚨BREAKING: A man whose shop was destroyed confronts the mayor of Lyon:
"Are you proud? Look at all the damage you have caused! You should be ashamed. You must resign! It's a disgrace! You are a DISGRACE to France!"
France is furious.
David Baumwald retweeted

Dr. Sydney Watson@SydneyLWatsonOct 17
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Half you little bitches think a statement like, "Asian people like fried rice" is racist.
You don't even know what real racism is any more.
You assign the term to anything and everything and now it has no meaning. And none of us give a shit when you accuse us of being it.
Truly amazing work.
David Baumwald retweeted

Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApesOct 17
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My jaw is on the floor
A look at the financial information of a taxpayer funded charter school in Minnesota called Lionsgate Academy shows it’s getting $33.4 million with ONLY 150 STUDENTS ENROLLED
“Graduation rate, 23%…. $34 million, they can't read or write, and their graduation rate is 23%. Why does this school exist? — What is it serving”
I looked into it and confirmed that of their over $33 million dollars in annual funding, 99% comes from taxpayers
What in the heck is going on in Minnesota??
Americans taxpayers are being robbed blind

























