Full-stack developer, WordPress Core Committer, Inventory/Order Fulfillment Geek, Halloween & Christmas lights fanatic(@LightsOn14th), & pilot.

Starke, FL
Joined December 2016
The last part will surprise some bros. Get outside the bubble and think about this old saying. "When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail"
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One day you’ll realize that your mom wasn’t decorating the house for Christmas because she had extra time. She was doing it because she wanted you to have memories. The lights. The cookies. The same decorations every year. All that effort was love.
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It's not the city, it's the people who live in it.
It is a rare miracle in human history that Tokyo, a massive metropolis with a population of 30 million, is clean and safe throughout, with virtually no slums or dangerous districts.
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And couldn’t do it where it matters. So no they failed AGAIN
i’m sorry they ate by posting this right after all the hate from the vs walk
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To teach a lesson, After Wiz rushed to buy php2shell domain and use its marketing machine to steal the spotlight, I spotted "phpbleed" in a recent Calif tweet and bought phpbleed.com before wiz could pull the same stunt again. A big budget can buy a domain. It shouldn't buy someone else's research credit. If you have contacts at CISA or in the press, do the right thing: make sure the researchers who actually did the work get the recognition they deserve. Hack the planet. Credit the researchers.
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An Indian company responsible for issuing security certificates had their own master security certificates leaked, all of which were under 256 out of 2³⁸⁴ possible numbers. In true Indian fashion, after losing 20% of their stock value, they've blamed bad luck.
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aren't you the moron that exposed your API keys on stream/uploaded your .env files and lost $90,000 and cried about it on your X lol xitter.cf/JustLingonberry/status… you're a real dev for sure!
FINALLY found how my key got leaked and got the $90,000 bill from google Opus 5.5 said codex had PUBLISHED MY ****ING .ENV TO CLOUDFALRE PAGES ‼️ Meanwhile codex couldn't find anything, refused to explain itself and flagged my chat for cybersecurity risk lol
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So many people bitching about the biggest ego in the community only to be simping for the second biggest
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Meat proxies only see their path forward because that's the only way they are competent. Low AI adoption === them having zero value to clients
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Did I miss something??
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Secret Santa Hat has now had groups created in 100 countries in the last 30 days, and the season is just now starting
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That’s a damn lie. Peak Victoria secret fashion show, had models more popular than some celebrities. They used to show that shit in time square. Y’all weren’t there fr
as someone who was actually alive during the peak of Victoria’s Secret, no one cared about the fashion show that much…….
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Everyone is talking about Paris, but what about Gaza?
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Maybe next year they should give the fantasy bra to Barbara Palvin. She could pull the engagement VS wants
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“E para quem está na internet falando sobre o meu jeito de andar, foram necessários TRÊS homens para carregar essas asas e colocá-las nas minhas costas. Pensem nisso! 🫶”. - Elsa Hosk via Instagram Stories.
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Barbara brutally mogged Kylie, even without the 50M, ill-fitting bra
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Paris SG fans during the match vs FC Barcelona tonight 😂
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This happens every major release cycle, and every time it's just Stockholm Syndrome
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Collecting props is easy! Just click "Approve" on a thousand PRs!
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