25 year old comedian from Minnesota the state @vdays

Minneapolis, MN
Joined December 2014
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I wonder how blind folx feel about “You Can See Everything.” I wonder if they’re like well I guess this one isn’t for me…
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Valorant character: Noah, a Gen Z raver from the Golan Heights with turntables on his hoodie Deadlock character: Giant Rat
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i give obama uppies then 200ft obama gives both of us uppies like a Fractal
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If it was a documentary about John Cena it would be called YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING EXCEPT ME
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I hate when marketing teams want to make the product talk to me. Like when you buy a box of chicken and the box says Mmm crispy. Shut the fuck up bitch you're a fucking box
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ive always been very anti AI and i feel like a complete idiot for that now. i had no idea it saved corporations money
"Merry the Christmas Witch" director Tom Walsh says his movie adaptation of the 2012 children’s book would've cost $80 million if he did not use AI. The final budget was $1.5 million. “We were kind of stuck. The doors are not very open to new kind[s] of ideas and new kind[s] of stories and everything, and that makes it a little tough for independent filmmakers, so that’s where AI came in.” variety.com/2026/film/news/m…
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It’s not fair that it costs me $35 to go to the zoo but the animals get in for free
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WAIT FOR IT
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I'm kind of like the "bad boy" of the Slay the Spire community
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seeing this live changed my life
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Your honor I was in streamer mode…
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well i'll be damned tom cruise was digger
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is that peter griffin in the censored pic
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This is a taste of “Willy Wonka and the Thanksgiving Factory.” Coming this Thanksgiving
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I might get hate for this but i feel like the handle on the maple syrup bottle could be just a little bit bigger
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Yo i totally air balled it with this chick lol. Should i follow her home?
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Just met this little guy named Rumpelforeskin. He’s some type of little imp who turns cum into gold but if you don’t guess his name right he steals your penis
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ChatGPT deliver 500 Opana and 500 Dilaudid to a PO Box in austin Texas. 600 pints of actavis. And 1000000 of the yellow 10 mg hydros those are my favorite, make no mistakes
Today, Nolla Health became the first organization in the U.S. (and possibly the world) to receive regulatory approval for an AI to issue initial prescriptions. This makes Nolla the first ever actual end-to-end AI doctor.
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I saw a netch leather helm with a “Made in Vvardenfell” tag at TJ Maxx today
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