@Dayscd

25 year old comedian from Minnesota the state @vdays

 Minneapolis, MN
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Joined December 2014
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worst day of my fucking life
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm17 May 2024
Young Sheldon has ended.
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jill@littlefucky5h
I wonder how blind folx feel about “You Can See Everything.” I wonder if they’re like well I guess this one isn’t for me…
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Kid named Road who loves to Work Ahead so he can watch Vine. Idk I’m out of ideas.
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WatchMojo top 10 biggest animals ever in the entire world
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Icarus favorite food is probs Hot Wings lol. I’m joking of course. He is dead.
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Valorant character: Noah, a Gen Z raver from the Golan Heights with turntables on his hoodie Deadlock character: Giant Rat
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It costs $18 to move to a checking account. Now I have -$3018. Thank you X. I love you X.
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[Mr. Miyagi at the Gas Station] Scratch on, scratch off…
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[Stud Mr. Miyagi] strap on.. strap off…
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Getting high and watching videos is so much easier than figuring out where my life is going and taking actionable steps to get there, Mom. I’m sorry.
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i give obama uppies then 200ft obama gives both of us uppies like a Fractal
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If it was a documentary about John Cena it would be called YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING EXCEPT ME
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For those asking, yes. My penis is also in a splint But I will not be sharing that picture.
days@DayscdOct 14
I’m a 25 year old man who Fractured his hand jacking off. AMA
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I’m a 25 year old man who Fractured his hand jacking off. AMA
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Fractured my hand jacking off again. I’m so fuckign embarrassed.
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My dad is 1000 years old. so is my mom. that makes me 500 years old. because of division
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I hate when marketing teams want to make the product talk to me. Like when you buy a box of chicken and the box says Mmm crispy. Shut the fuck up bitch you're a fucking box
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h@ipodmacbookOct 14
ive always been very anti AI and i feel like a complete idiot for that now. i had no idea it saved corporations money
Variety
@VarietyOct 12
"Merry the Christmas Witch" director Tom Walsh says his movie adaptation of the 2012 children’s book would've cost $80 million if he did not use AI. The final budget was $1.5 million. “We were kind of stuck. The doors are not very open to new kind[s] of ideas and new kind[s] of stories and everything, and that makes it a little tough for independent filmmakers, so that’s where AI came in.” variety.com/2026/film/news/m…
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It’s not fair that it costs me $35 to go to the zoo but the animals get in for free
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Scope
@FaZeScopeOct 13
WAIT FOR IT
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