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David Harris

@DavidHarrisLive

Nationally Touring, Regionally Emmy Award Winning Comedian/Actor/Person. Mostly a person.

 Minneapolis, MN
davidharrislive.com
Joined March 2012
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Air in gear@eringhere18 Sep 2023
Racists are no longer afraid to say what they've been thinking all along. We have to be louder than them.
🃏josiah (@jk3rd_) profile picture🃏josiah@jk3rd_16 Sep 2023
WAYZATA, MINNESOTA - On Highway 12. Multiple Nazis hailing hitler when cars honk and drive by, with “Diversity means Anti-White” Signs. Is this really how the suburbs feel?
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With four surgeries in the rear view mirror and now battling Parkinson’s, I intend to battle the sonofabitch! It can’t be harder than stand-up! 🎤😎🌈⭐️🤞🙏
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any time I hear a song in acapella I think “yeah this should definitely have some capella.”
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DORITOS COOL RANCH OR TAKE A FUCKING WALK
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babe ruth@roothallen22 Apr 2020
the corona virus in March
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Instead of staring at social media all day I am just going to pour CLR into my eyes.
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ToddMontesi@MONTIKILLA23 Jul 2018
ugcomedyshow.tumblr.com/post… @UGCOMEDYSHOW #NYC #LES #EASTVILLAGE This Tuesday July 24th @ @drexlersnyc w/ @narcissistshane @OrangeFreddyG @TSturdcomedy @DavidHarrisLive @theOGsammajamma @thiagomacks @DanielJPerafan @russiancomic @Wagner8Funny #UGIT!
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Cedar Rapids, Iowa, I'll be at @PenguinsComedy this Friday and Saturday at 8 pm with @DavidHarrisLive! Tickets: michaelpalascak.com/calendar…
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Eden Dranger
@Eden_Eats13 Feb 2018
Alexa, refill the bank account.
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Tommy Ryman@TommyRyman17 Jan 2018
Take a listing to one of the tracks on my album! xitter.cf/standuprecords/status/…
Stand Up! Records (@StandUpRecords) profile pictureStand Up! Records@StandUpRecords17 Jan 2018
Preview a track from the upcoming album by @TommyRyman, #HavingTheTimeOfMyLife, due out on Friday! soundcloud.com/standuprecord…
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Check out comedian David Harris on @JasonShowTV plugging "Vaudeville Remix" - a variety show in our ETC Theatre on Saturday! Get yourt tickets now at bit.ly/2z6FdV9! facebook.com/JasonShowTV/vid…
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Join us 11/18 for our next Vaudeville Remix variety show w/top acts in Twin Cities at our new home @BNWImprov. Tix:tinyurl.com/y88ohdhg.
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WIN TICKETS to Vaudeville Remix @BNWImprov , which features Emmy Award winning host David Harris! ow.ly/LtuW30fWQW2
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I called customer support and I did not have to spell my last name r-a-j-a-s-e-k-h-a-r-a-n out loud. Thanks Lakshmi @ParallelsCares
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ryan kahl@IdiotRyanKahl15 Apr 2017
Say what you will about the moon, but at least you can look directly at it. I'm looking at you, THE SUN. well not directly at you.
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Welcome to comedian @DavidHarrisLive! Thank you for being here at the 100th Annual #MNAWWA Conference! – at Duluth, MN
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The worst thing about this new iPhone 6S is that it's the exact size & weight of a brick. Wait, crap, this IS a brick. Damn you, Craigslist.
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Darin Carlson@CarlsonDC26 Sep 2015
Not sure if @DavidHarrisLive has a face for TV, but I do know that he is hilarious and puts on an awesome show!!!!
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ONE YEAR ANNIV SHOW THIS WEEK! Thurs/8p at @TheCCU w/ marknusbaum @LizDonehue @DavidHarrisLive @SayGCole @zachbobcoulter @bschmear and more!
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UncleDave@DaveJPrimo21 Sep 2012
I bring my own gun when I play Big Buck Hunter.
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