
Stand Up Comedian. 📹 https://xitter.cf/t.co/ClHUVnxRpd 📸 https://xitter.cf/t.co/FBw5S5kn3I 🐘 @iamsenthil@mastodon.social
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Goodbye Twitter.
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#ByeTwitter
If the audience throws rotten tomatoes at me when I am on stage, call me Van Gogh .
#ClimateCrisis #TomatoSoup
Happy Deepavali!!
Happy Diwali!!
#diwali2022 #FestivalOfLights
Whyte people : lets talk about mental health and depression.
Black people: lets sing songs about how sad and depressed we are ... And they created a whole new genre of music The Blues.
#depression #mentalhealth
While the kids are playing fentanyl laced Halloween Candy or regular candy?
I am playing Necco or Tums? to make heartburn relief fun.
#necco #halloweencandy #tums #heartburn
I was taking a metro transit survey and the white woman surveyor picked Black/African American as my race/ethnicity on her iPad.
Yt people who don't know me assume I am black.
Gotta figure out my fave 90s rap
growing up as a black teen in America.
#blackculture
I am in FB jail.
I posted "kick Putin in the nuts" in March and someone reported me.
Then Zuck messages me that it's against community standards. I think he meant communist standards.
I'll say it again ... go to hell Zuck and take your friend Putin with you.
#UkraineWar
I used to be a "bookworm" but now I am a "bookwhore".
I have 2 or 3 books open and sometimes they are all with me in my bed at the same time.
#bookwhore #bookworm #reading
I did some online shopping for the 3rd time this year and I have already hit the track my order button 50 times for a package that will be delivered on Thursday.
I can't wait for these new furnace filters to arrive!
#shopping #furnacefilter
Set it free and true love will comeback.
This has never worked with my favorite pens.
People borrow pens and never return.
#truelove
I am watching reruns and Married With Children is a documentary.
#loveandmarriage #marriedwithchildren #bundys
Me stealing secret files at work using Meta Quest Pro..
#MetaQuestPro
Must comedians do everything ... we are not superheroes you know.
marketwatch.com/story/comedi…
#drugs #narc
If terrorism is striking civilian targets, what is Putin doing blowing up universities and parks in the middle of the day?
#UkraineRussianWar
I wish we had a superhero for the millennials called "SuperBro".
Superbro is not Superman but his super power is that he knows how to cry.
#superman #millenials #superbro
My health day is drinking less than 2 cups of coffee in the morning and limiting to only one fentanyl glazed halloween candy.
#healthday #fentanyl #halloween
Elon haggles for twitter like Indian dads bargain for the price of eggplants with a street vendor.
Walkaway then comeback ... walkaway then ...
#twitter #ElonMusk #twitterdeal
