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Stand Up Comedian. 📹 https://xitter.cf/t.co/ClHUVnxRpd 📸 https://xitter.cf/t.co/FBw5S5kn3I 🐘 @iamsenthil@mastodon.social

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Joined April 2010
Goodbye Twitter. @iamsenthil@mastodon.social #ByeTwitter
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If the audience throws rotten tomatoes at me when I am on stage, call me Van Gogh . #ClimateCrisis #TomatoSoup
Whyte people : lets talk about mental health and depression. Black people: lets sing songs about how sad and depressed we are ... And they created a whole new genre of music The Blues. #depression #mentalhealth
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In baseball, there would have been a war between the field and batting dugout.
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While the kids are playing fentanyl laced Halloween Candy or regular candy? I am playing Necco or Tums? to make heartburn relief fun. #necco #halloweencandy #tums #heartburn
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I was taking a metro transit survey and the white woman surveyor picked Black/African American as my race/ethnicity on her iPad. Yt people who don't know me assume I am black. Gotta figure out my fave 90s rap growing up as a black teen in America. #blackculture
I am in FB jail. I posted "kick Putin in the nuts" in March and someone reported me. Then Zuck messages me that it's against community standards. I think he meant communist standards. I'll say it again ... go to hell Zuck and take your friend Putin with you. #UkraineWar
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I used to be a "bookworm" but now I am a "bookwhore". I have 2 or 3 books open and sometimes they are all with me in my bed at the same time. #bookwhore #bookworm #reading
I did some online shopping for the 3rd time this year and I have already hit the track my order button 50 times for a package that will be delivered on Thursday. I can't wait for these new furnace filters to arrive! #shopping #furnacefilter
Set it free and true love will comeback. This has never worked with my favorite pens. People borrow pens and never return. #truelove
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I am watching reruns and Married With Children is a documentary. #loveandmarriage #marriedwithchildren #bundys
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Me stealing secret files at work using Meta Quest Pro.. #MetaQuestPro
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Me stealing secret files at work using Meta Quest Pro.. #MetaQuestPro
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If terrorism is striking civilian targets, what is Putin doing blowing up universities and parks in the middle of the day? #UkraineRussianWar
I wish we had a superhero for the millennials called "SuperBro". Superbro is not Superman but his super power is that he knows how to cry. #superman #millenials #superbro
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I am sad that Beer cans have been weaponized at comedy clubs.
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My health day is drinking less than 2 cups of coffee in the morning and limiting to only one fentanyl glazed halloween candy. #healthday #fentanyl #halloween
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Elon haggles for twitter like Indian dads bargain for the price of eggplants with a street vendor. Walkaway then comeback ... walkaway then ... #twitter #ElonMusk #twitterdeal