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comedian! IG: ruthallen7

Brooklyn, NY
Joined November 2014
weapon of choice: Brussel Sprout Stalk
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Men in the 1950’s were having raw sex with women named Midge
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the original girl dinner
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obsessed with this text from the girl I hooked up with last night
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DO SOMETHING @POTUS
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swiping away a notification feels makes me feel like a king waving away a peasant
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just got my first Botox ad pretty pissed ngl
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sir I’m going to freak out fix your foot
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hey siri, what’s self respect?
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tonight all the hot people got off at dekalb
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a sleepy girl's dream...
1999 artisanal upcycled duvet coat...
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in my “how could it get worse?” era
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watch the full ep on YouTube the whole call is genuinely even more insane lmao watch here: youtu.be/T34NS9AhKtU
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Episode 14 of the SnD podcast is now live. The prank @roothallen does to this guy at FedEx is my all time favorite and I still can’t believe it actually happened. Available wherever you get your podcasts. Listen on Spotify here: open.spotify.com/episode/4JD…
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i wanna do some stupid shit like go to Utah
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my brother got over heroin faster than i got over my last relationship
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discussing kristin stewart with my sister
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Birds be really getting after pussy at 4am. Moving demonic
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