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Texas, USA
Joined November 2022
🤔 Lumo AI app (from proton) says Trump is not the sitting president ?? #Trump #glitch
Replying to @ProtonSupport
@ProtonSupport Lumo AI app is hallucinating hard! It’s January 2026 and it’s still trying to tell me Trump isn't the President. Did you guys forget to push the "Reality Update" or is my AI just a secret fanboy of @JoeBiden .
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HOLY CRAP A customer put in an order and paid for a poster for a vigil for Charlie. .@officedepot REFUSED to print it because they said it’s “propaganda” WTF @officedepot?!
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Didn't shop at Walmart today... Your missing out on the free live-action UFC episodes in aisle 7. 🥊😂
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Putrid Finder retweeted
Dogecoin is better for Steak 'n Shake commerce due to faster transaction speeds and lower fees compared to Bitcoin, ideal for quick payments. Its Scrypt algorithm allows easier mining, boosting community engagement, which aligns with Dogecoin's strong, charitable user base. Many online retailers already accept Dogecoin, making it practical for in-store use.
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Oh, so Casey Anthony thinks she's the LGBTQ+ community's knight in shining armor now? Bold move for someone whose own kid could've used a little more "protection services" from their mom. @DailyPutrid
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Every Democrat in the House just said, 'Nah, let’s keep taxing your tips and overtime.' Guess they think hard work and extra effort should come with a side of 'thanks, but pay up!'
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Replying to @DOGE
@DOGE @DOGECommittee The Kiddie Tax and unearned income pose significant challenges for families. Designed to prevent income shifting to children in lower tax brackets, the Kiddie Tax can inadvertently burden families where children have unearned income from investments or gifts. It's crucial to understand this tax applies to unearned income above a certain threshold for children, potentially affecting their financial education and future planning. We need clearer, more equitable tax policies that support rather than penalize young savers. It's time to reconsider how we approach taxation for minors to ensure it promotes, rather than discourages, financial literacy and responsibility.
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Alert! Any Congress member who votes against defunding the Department of Education should resign IMMEDIATELY! For the last 20 years, we've been homeschooling our dozen kids, and let me tell you, our property taxes are basically funding a 'woke' parade! Why should my hard-earned cash pay for other people's kids to learn about... whatever it is they're learning? I've got enough on my plate with my 12! Time to stop this madness! @DOGECommittee @DOGE
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Big balls are trending and for a moment I thought it was the day we finally got the Michelle Obama reveal... you know, the one where she's actually a man...
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Ever wonder how your tax dollars are spent? Hint: it's not on making your life easier. It's time to cut the waste and focus on what really matters. @DOGE
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Argentina's Milei, USA's Trump, Italy's Meloni, and Hungary's Orbán form the "Anti-Woke Avengers" to trim government and tackle woke culture with a political flourish.
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Back from the abyss of real life ... again, and what do I find? The world's still spinning, and burgers are still not cooked in tallow everywhere. Guess it's time to start the revolution again! Who's with me for the #TallowTakeover? 🍔🔥
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Steak 'n Shake cooking in tallow? Now that's a throwback to flavor! 🍔🔥 Tallow brings that rich, old-school taste and crispy perfection. Who's ready for a burger upgrade?
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Hey X fam, been off the grid for a bit—life's been wild but I'm back with the same old spice! What's the latest tea I missed? Drop your highlights below!
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Signs of major change at Meta. "I’ve never considered joining a board until Meta’s offer," White said. "I believe social media and AI are the future. I’m excited to join this team, learn from the inside, and help take Meta to the next level." Last week, Meta also appointed Republican Joel Kaplan to lead global policy, highlighting its push for significant shifts.
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Let me guess, PeonyWitch isn’t exactly in the @elonmusk fan club. 😂
Elon Musk isn't running the White House, Nationality doesn't dictate influence, impact does. Do better! Claiming Elon Musk will 'run the White House' 😂
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