Surviving the chaos of 12 kids while navigating the wild world of politics! Join us for daily doses of family antics, dad jokes, and political musings.
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Alert! Any Congress member who votes against defunding the Department of Education should resign IMMEDIATELY! For the last 20 years, we've been homeschooling our dozen kids, and let me tell you, our property taxes are basically funding a 'woke' parade! Why should my hard-earned cash pay for other people's kids to learn about... whatever it is they're learning? I've got enough on my plate with my 12! Time to stop this madness! @DOGECommittee @DOGE
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Wow, it’s already April, don’t judge me—I’ve been busy with 12 kids They say time flies when you're having fun... but with 12 kids, I'm just trying to keep up! One minute it's January, the next I'm yelling, Who put the cat in the dryer?!' 🤪 ( PS the cat is fine)
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Weekend: 12 kids, 1 house, 0 sanity. Sorry If you needed me, I was hiding in the pantry with snacks and earplugs. 🫠
12 kids and everyone’s sick? It’s less of a house and more of a germ-sharing co-op at this point. I’m not a parent anymore—I’m the head nurse, janitor, and quarantine officer. 🩺🧹🚨
Social Security at 70: The ultimate game of 'Will I or Won't I?' It's like waiting for a piñata, but instead of candy, it's your own money... and instead of a stick, you just have to survive long enough to collect it. 🎉💰
Still alive, just haven’t posted since the Jurassic era. 12 kids means I’m juggling diapers, homework, and a rogue chicken nugget stuck in the couch. I’m fine, just busy
Govt took 4K from my bonus—don’t need it for my family, nah. It’s funding a better cause: USAID for transgender illegal immigrants. Kids’ll be fine, it’s big-picture stuff!
0.05% of US families have 12+ kids. Taxes hit like a drum solo on my books, shredding my bonus money . Govt says, ‘Big family? Cute, but pay up!
Not Cheaper By The Dozen retweeted
Alert! Any Congress member who votes against defunding the Department of Education should resign IMMEDIATELY! For the last 20 years, we've been homeschooling our dozen kids, and let me tell you, our property taxes are basically funding a 'woke' parade! Why should my hard-earned cash pay for other people's kids to learn about... whatever it is they're learning? I've got enough on my plate with my 12! Time to stop this madness! @DOGECommittee @DOGE
With 12 kids, I don't need an alarm clock; I've got a dozen human roosters. But hey, at least I never have to worry about sleeping through my life!
Read a self-help book that said, 'You can do anything if you focus.' Now I have 12 kids and still can't seem to find anything. Guess I focused on the wrong thing. 🤷♂️📚
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Got a bonus at work today! 🎉 After taxes, I can finally afford to buy my 12 kids half a Happy Meal each. Thanks, Uncle Sam. @doge, send help. 🐕💸 #TaxedToTheMoon
I have 12 kids, and leaving the house is like herding squirrels on Red Bull. By the time I buckle the last car seat, I’ve aged 10 years.
Send snacks. And wine. Or a babysitter. Or all three.
Survived New Year's with my 12 kids - thought the apocalypse was happening with all the noise and chaos. Turns out, it was just my living room at midnight. 🎉🍾
Got a bonus at work today! 🎉 After taxes, I can finally afford to buy my 12 kids half a Happy Meal each. Thanks, Uncle Sam. @doge, send help. 🐕💸 #TaxedToTheMoon