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Joined February 2019
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Have you noticed that people just make shit up?
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you ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?
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Dude your kid doesn’t even talk to you
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I better go superviral for this...
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If anyone needs me, don’t.
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Seeing a man in a cybertruck makes me want to put more clothes on.
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i didn’t want him..
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no offense to myself but wtf am i doing
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it evens it out trust me
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Coleslaw on a sandwich should get you arrested
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Hey America, sorry for sending our smoke your way but since you survived a giant 4 year dumpster fire we didn’t think you’d notice
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I think it does, Larry.
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I’ve reached “don’t throw that away, that’s a really nice jar” age
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Me (with calculator app open, feverishly typing while watching NumberBlocks with the kids): Yo, this shit checks out!
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You’re in her DMs. I’m in a state of crippling depression. We are pretty similar
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