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Joined February 2019
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Song on the radio: Run from all your problems Me: I'm fucking trying
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Have you noticed that people just make shit up?
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you ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?
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Dude your kid doesn’t even talk to you
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An unhealthy amount of naps
People who don't drink and smoke, how do you manage stress?
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I better go superviral for this...
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If anyone needs me, don’t.
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Seeing a man in a cybertruck makes me want to put more clothes on.
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🤣
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i didn’t want him..
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no offense to myself but wtf am i doing
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it evens it out trust me
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Dentist: "Oh your front teeth need to move 5 mm to the left" Me: At 27 never having realized my teeth are not centered. 😳 *New insecurity unlocked
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Anyone else ever leave the dentist with new insecurities or is that just me?
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What the fuck is an X?
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