Skeleton jockey. Join me as I neurotically analyze every creature in the 5th edition Monster Manual: https://xitter.cf/t.co/h58G0umpyW…
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was offered a "mystery box" at Tim Hortons. 5$ for seven random pastries. Is this legal? Has this location gone rogue?
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Chris Lawson retweeted
“The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real things of its own. I don't think it gave life to the orcs, it only ruined them and twisted them.” is a perfect quote to illustrate using Ai to create Tolkien stories.
Chris Lawson retweeted
Wildlife numbers fall by 73% in 50 years, global stocktake finds bbc.in/3ZZAEIq
I made my first million modeling as the baby about to fall into the bucket they use on the side of buckets.
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My favorite Scream Queen is Brad Dourif because every child's play movie features 20 minutes of raw tortured anguish while his doll body receives the worst violence you've ever seen. Just Brad in a sound booth going "Blaaag!huugaaaha!uuuahyhuu!abbBb!alallaagrrrruuaaa!!!!!?"
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Chris Lawson retweeted
RIP Kris Kristofferson
He had one of the best sidekick-saves-the-hero moments in the action genre.
Be the worm you want to see in the world!
Come make your campaign for HIS MAJESTY THE WORM with a group!
I will share my progress, talk through the creative process, and microblog my thoughts on game design.
I'll send you a copy of whatever I make for free and I will buy your product.
itch.io/jam/worm-jam
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Haven't you always wanted to assassinate bigfoot in a laser tag arena? I've never played this game so I don't know if that's something you can do but I'm going to find out.
"Errata Update" but they just feed your book to a crocodile.
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I work in a shitty industrial facility where hopes go to die, but after lunch my boss and I have a "last night's dream analysis" session before going back to work that really takes the edge iff
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Whenever 23andMe emails to say I have "new DNA relatives" I imagine a glass cylinder rising off a pedestal, thick, underlit smoke billowing out, and a half-dozen freshly decanted 3rd cousins named Lyndsey or Kyle taking their first naked steps
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Chris Lawson retweeted
Pre-launch page is live.
X hates links so if you see this and repost it, I’d be very grateful.
Two print zines of both swords AND sorcery in great measure!!!
Solo-first but extensively tested in group and co-op play.
kickstarter.com/projects/cas…
