Robert Joseph. He/him. 26. Writer/artist/editor in Australia. Unreal Tales Magazine. Email: [email protected]

Australia
Joined June 2022
"In my story I do not believe in Absolute Evil. I do not think there is such a thing, since that is Zero. I do not think that at any rate any 'rational being' is wholly evil. Satan fell." - J.R.R Tolkien, Letter 183.
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Sorry, I'm not using this app anymore. Past a certain point, we just become complicit. Protect trans kids. Peace out. ✌️
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If you unironically think like this, it makes you a part of patriarchy. Take the word "feminist" out of your @ .... because you're not one.
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The belief that the genders are inherently different (and that social conditioning has no role in men's behaviour) is the first lie of patriarchy, and you're spreading it for free. You're basically an adult doing reverse-cooties. You're not a feminist, you want a women's club.
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Believing that women are incapable of evil and that they're just these perfect, incorruptible, pure beings that must be protected from the evil ways of men... girl you're not a feminist you're an old school misogynist.
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Wolf Man is a perfect example of why I dont trust a lot of film criticism. So many aren't willing to meet a movie where it's at. If a film subverts expected genre tropes it's called "stupid" for not conforming. And sorry but I kinda wanna say... maybe YOU'RE stupid??? 1/3
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You tapped out during the second half cause you didn't pay attention to the first half. You wanted fast-paced, heart-pounding thrills, instead you got a moody, cynical slow-drip psychological horror about family trauma. The emphasis was on MAN but you wanted it on WOLF. 2/3
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It's ok to go in expecting one thing only to get something else. But folk are so damn bad faith, especially towards horror movies. They treat the genre like it's nothing but a cheap endorphin service. If u didn't like the movie that's fine, but meet it where it's at. 3/3
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What if I just post a bunch of quotes from this book what then
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The woke mob is now trying to rewrite history and convince us Damrod isn't real.
How @dneg crafted the troll and the Eregion battle in s2 of @TheRingsofPower. Listen in to this @beforesmag chat with VFX supe Greg Butler. Including a whole heap of before/after imagery. beforesandafters.com/2024/12…
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Happy 91st Birthday to the greatest man who ever lived, Tom Baker. Here's Tom saying "Ah" for almost a minute, and it is glorious. #DoctorWho
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Is onedrive designed to be weird and confusing and scary and untrustworthy? If so they've hit every note really nicely, well done Microsoft.
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It's cool how every era of ROP has a unique Charlie pair up (with him and the actor who played the character he manipulated throughout the season). I look forward to the inevitable Charlie Vickers / Trystan Gravelle interview circuit.
Charlie Vickers on what he thinks Sauron wanted his legacy to be. #TheRingsOfPower Interview via the Movie Podcast (August 2024)
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it just hit me that i’ll never watch 24 hours of spongebob on tiktok ever again. now i see why yall are crying
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He really was like "oh she's sneaky... that's what I would've done" *bites lip*
he was mad because she was shamelessly using him but also annoyingly aroused by it at the same time lmao you can’t make this shit up
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Scottish accents are kind of sexy idc if u disagree ur wrong
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Yasuke and Naoe both look so damn cool, ubisoft give your character design department a raise.
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Shoutout to everybody at Netflix who decided not to move forward with all the projects David Lynch wanted to do in his final years. I'm sure all the other stuff you greenlit instead was much better.
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the last of his weather reports 😭
Replying to @AlsikkanTV
I’ll never forget his weather report during Covid, beautiful artist, lived his art, man, fuck
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okay you’ve had your fun, stop slut shaming my girl now 🔪 #theringsofpower
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