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Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined April 2009
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Good Morning @CityPowerJhb please give factual information on your media statemenrs, residentels in Homestead Rd, Bramley are on day 7 without power l, this was NOT reported yesterday, please see ref from Toesday. Bramley. CPWEB5225078 Check your system these are all from Tuesday, why mislead the public in official communication, these people never came on. @CityofJoburgZA @DadaMorero is this how residents get treated, log calls,close without fixing it, hen mislead the public about when they were logged?? @pule_jones @Newzroom405
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Replying to @eNCA
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⚠️ ALERT: LIGHT SNOWFALL AND OR SLEET OR SOFT HAIL POSSIBLE IN PARTS OF GAUTENG, DUE TO INTENSE COLD SNAP! 📅 WHEN: LATE MONDAY INTO EARLY TUESDAY - 10/11 AUGUST 2026 📈PROBABILITY: 30% 🔴CONFIDENCE: MEDIUM 📍AREA: SOUTHERN & EASTERN GP, INCLUDING JOHANNESBURG
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Replying to @liamgallagher
Madonna no doubt paid a fortune for filming a shit video, and then walking to the edge of the pitch with two Brazilian football geniuses who look like they’ve been dressed by Ray Charles
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This is like a bad trip
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Half-time show... I also thought it was crap #WayneRooney #worldcupfinal @FIFA
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How about if everyone associated with the half time show is banned from every stadium for life for crimes against footy
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This half time show is like someone just typed ‘over the top half time show’ into chat gpt
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there’s something so dystopian about watching a half-time show about love and diversity taking place in the country with one of the most hateful and bigoted leaders in the world & that man being present at said half time show. couldn’t write this shit. #WorldCupFinal
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I didnt think I could hate Americans more, then they produce this nonsense half time show
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OMG the half-time show is w0rse than the first half match.
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Replying to @Discovery_SA
@Discovery_SA answer your phones!! Bank is useless. There is fraud on my card and no one answers your phones. Contact me urgently. You have my details. We spend enough money with you every month... you can call me for a change.
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🔥 🐎 🏮🪭🧧 Gong Xi Fa Cai #ChineseNewYear
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G20 SUMMIT DAY 2: CRITICAL ROAD CLOSURES Today is the final day of the summit, meaning high-volume VIP movements are expected as delegates depart. The rolling closures are active, and motorists are advised that highways and main arterials will be completely closed intermittently to allow convoys to pass. This causes sudden, standstill traffic for 30–60 minutes at a time. The most critical times for these closures today are: * Morning: 07:00 – 10:00 * Evening: 15:00 – 20:00 We can confirm that specific closures will be in effect for today, Sunday: * Nasrec Precinct (Summit Venue): * Nasrec Road: Closed between Rand Show Road and Shaft 17 Road. * Rand Show Road: Northern portion closed between the N1 and Nasrec Road. * Golden Highway: Closed between Rand Show Road and Soweto Highway. * Booysens Reserve Road: Closed near Crownwood Road. Sandton and Rosebank: Expect disruptions on Grayston Drive, Rivonia Road, Maude Street, Oxford Road, and Jan Smuts Avenue as dignitaries move between their accommodations. Weather services have issued warnings for severe thunderstorms in the Gauteng region today. The combination of slippery roads, poor visibility, and heavy G20 congestion significantly increases the risk of accidents. We urge drivers to maintain a safe following distance and keep their headlights on at all times. As of this morning, no new massive highway blockages have been reported, but the network is extremely fragile. Any minor accident will cause gridlock due to the existing G20 pressure. Motorists are advised to avoid the highways (N1, M1, N12, R21, R24) if possible, and they can use alternatives such as: * Roodepoort: Use Beyers Naudé Drive, Christiaan De Wet, or Ontdekkers Roads. * Sandton/North: Use smaller side streets parallel to Rivonia/Oxford (though these will still be busy). * South: Use Chris Hani Road, Main Reef Road, or Soweto Highway, (where open) to bypass the Nasrec lockdown. ENDS Issued by the Johannesburg Metropolitan Police Department Communication Unit #G20SouthAfrica #NatJoints #SaferJoburg #GrowingASaferGauteng
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🔴 BREAKING: FIRST ‘POST’-WINTER TEMPERATURE OF 30°C IN NORTHERN GAUTENG ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON! 🔥 Pretoria 30°C
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⚠️ ALERT: HIGH FIRE DANGER IN GAUTENG ON SATURDAY! WINDY & WARM CONDITIONS FAVOURABLE FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF RUNAWAY FIRES 🔥
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🔴 BREAKING: SIGNIFICANT WARMING IN GAUTENG FROM WEDNESDAY 🔥HIGHEST ‘POST-WINTER’ DAYTIME TEMPERATURES EXPECTED, WITH MERCURY POTENTIALLY PEAKING AT 29°C IN PRETORIA BY FRIDAY!!!
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⚠️ ALERT: SOME MODELS PICKING UP CHANCE OF ICY PRECIPITATION IN THE FORM OF SLEET, GRAUPEL AND/OR WET SNOW IN GAUTENG ON THURSDAY, DUE TO CUT-OFF LOW 🌨️
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🔴 BREAKING: EARLY FORECAST SUGGESTS SMALL CHANCE OF SNOW IN SOUTHERN GAUTENG EARLY ON FRIDAY ☃️
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