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Hosting a hot @ChUComedy tonight at @beatkitchenbar ! 9pm come on out!
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I drank so much at a wedding this weekend that when I got back to my hotel I thought about getting into writing poetry.
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Yes sex is great but have you smelled watermelon scented hand sanitizer?
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if hauling your baby around is anywhere near as difficult as carrying an iced coffee around the airport it’s gonna have to be a no for me
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Feeling medieval as shit walking down the street eating plain bread during a plague
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Exercising patience by watching my girlfriend struggle to play video games. 😌
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My friend is making me listen to Phish in the car and I just looked up to see how much time was left in the song
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Feel bad for all the trees at the park open mics who were just living tree life for 150 years sprouting leaves etc and now have guys yelling slurs at them from a PA system
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The only thing worse than the way Breonna Taylor was killed is the fact that — even with all of this energy and outrage — the cops who killed her haven’t been arrested and it feels like the conversation is moving on. And you KNOW why.
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Kumail was a founding member of my beloved @ChUComedy, so I believe I’ll watch his movie this weekend. I usually have a no rom-com policy, but this one is an excellent exception. ❤️
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Government is such bullshit
“Wear a mask!” They say
“Fine!” I say
“Not that kind!” They say
“What??” I say
“Do you live around here??” They say
“GET BACK HERE!” They say
“Suspect is on foot and headed east on Wilson avenue” They say
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I’m doing a LIVE LEAN CUISINE TASTING today with the one and only @deannaortiz_ at 12:30 pm ct. why is there spaghetti in this dish. See you there!! Instagram.com/paulaeatsleanc…
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Honestly, once there’s a vaccine it seems ridiculous to not try a little bat


























