Last day of 38: I’m drinking a cup of coffee, watching Sex & the City, writing, and thinking about year 39. I think year 39 is going to be the year I fully immerse myself intellectually into whiskey and wine. And maybe rum. And brandy. Move over, beer. – at Chicago, IL

A freshly made bed with clean sheets is, quite literally, the hardest thing to remove myself from. Why do I do this to myself? – at Chicago, IL

Watch out, Madison!! 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽 – at Wisconsin, USA

When decision makers and higher ups in American beer care as much for the people producing, packaging, selling, and serving as they do for the beer in the glass. – at Chicago, IL

I’ve always been a sucker for a lime lager — #NiteSpryte forever, amiright??! Watch out, Dan — you may get the phone call for my next #draftqueen column. I keep meaning to do one on lime beer. Have you tried the @cruzblancabeer Chelada Tropical Lager? It’s SO perfect. – at Chicago, IL

You know why I loved The Bear? Because it showed that even after the pandemic, it is still possible to both love, and love being in, the bar and restaurant industry. #thebear #hospitality #forlife #everysecondcounts – at Chicago, IL

Yo, @beerinator: buy two get two at @jewelosco with a fresh stock and @Doritos barge and endcaps on Western!! #hotmustarddoritos #hotdamn – at Chicago, IL

For the LOVE OF GOD @Doritos: Please bring back the Hot Mustard. Please please please. Get the fuck out of here with the “tangy ketchup”. EW. – at Chicago, IL

Yo, @dovetailbrewery — 😳🫣😍 (please?) – at Las Vegas, NV

WHY IS T SWIFT ON MY PERSONALIZED APPLE MUSIC STATION, APPLE MUSIC?! (Is this my husband’s doing?! 🙄) God damn WiFi. cc: @T8derade @AppleMusic – at Chicago, IL

Nope. And it pains me when I see retail accounts I love still supporting them. The answer is usually, “but the rep is so nice.” Sorry, nice doesn’t outweigh negative, racist, bullshit behavior. Work elsewhere. – at Chicago, IL

Holy crap! 🫣🫣

Brand-spankin-new, year-round beers that perfectly match this mild warm up! @FairStateCoop @AllagashBrewing @HalfAcreBeer #donnaspicklebeer #widraftqueen @WiStateJournal @madisondotcom Draft Queen: The new spring releases are here madison.com/entertainment/di… via @madisondotcom – at Chicago, IL

Cashew milk yogurt is WEIRD. – at Chicago, IL

I think you mean, “it’s hard to make a spring seasonal well.” There, I fixed it for you! ☺️ – at Chicago, IL

Fun piece I got to write for @BeverageTesting in honor of #KingGambrinus Day on the resurgence of #LagerBeer, featuring @goldfingerbeer @dovetailbrewery @MetroBrewing and @urbanchestnut bevtest.com/lagers-for-king-… – at Chicago, IL

AND GOOD JOB CHICAGO!!!! 🙌🏽 Brandon 🙌🏽 Johnson 🙌🏽 – at Chicago, IL

GOOD JOB, WISCONSIN!!! #democracy #prochoice #bansoffourbodies – at Chicago, IL

Current mind set: Anything worth drinking should be available in a 19.2 or 24oz can. #hottake #fightme

#properplasticware 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 (not “wear” Katie — GODDAMMIT) – at Chicago, IL