Wedding & portrait photographer. I do all my own stunts. http://t.co/qlS0o4hG1u
London
Joined December 2009
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Buy the fan. Every year about now you consider buying the fan. Then when you finally decide to buy the fan there are no fans left. Buy the fan.
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Selected from 1,981 entries by artists from 69 countries around the world, the #BPPortrait Award 2020 represents the very best in contemporary portrait painting. Discover the online exhibition today: npg.org.uk/bpportrait
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Now THAT is how you finish a long-running series! Farewell Homeland, you will be missed.
#Homeland #HomelandFinale
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I was asked in a job interview “can you perform under pressure?” I said “do you mean the song?” They said no.
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Week #1 home educating. How did you do? Have you combed your hair? Did you cry in the shower only that one time? Are your kids alive? Well then: BRAVO.
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Sicily has figured out this whole self-isolation thing.
#COVID19 #CoronavirusPandemic
Shout out to all the parents who spend any fraction of their weekend in softplay, the 7th circle of hell.
Huge appreciative shoutout to @Ldn_Ambulance who arrived swiftly yesterday eve to help a very vulnerable young lady, injured & inebriated in the road in Arnos Grove. We salute you & your self-sacrifice all year round ✨
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This - for those of you who wondered - is exactly what being woken by a three-year old at 5 am is like.
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Levels of saying “I want to leave”:
1. Sitting on edge of sofa
2. Looking at watch
3. Saying “is that the time?”
4. Slapping thighs
5. Saying “right”
6. Placing mug near sink
7. Putting on coat
8. Saying “right” again
You’re staying for at least another hour at this point.
Hello @RupertCoxSKY, please could you tell your wife that her advice & experience in Things I Wish I'd Known has moved me beyond measure.
