Creator of Very British Problems @SoVeryBritish. Journalist. Author. Brand Consultant. Repped by @mushenska.

Cambridge, England
Joined January 2013
My new book, A Very British Christmas, is out today! Your festive survival guide. Available at all the usual bookshops.
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Just noticed my new book is only £5.20 in hardback on Amazon for the next 12 hours. Quite frankly that’s ridiculously cheap for a book that took me ages to write. Get it while it’s hot, folks. A handy Christmas present for the gentle curmudgeons in your life. amzn.eu/d/0ipkwEP4
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My new book - A Very British Midlife Crisis, A Survival Guide to the Best Years of Your Life - is out today! Thank you so much to everyone who pre-ordered and to everyone else who has it on their list. I think you’ll quite like it 🙂 Chapters: 1 Are You Actually Middle-Aged? 2 Body Betrayals 3 Career Wobbles 4 The Midlife Crisis Wardrobe 5 Relationship Troubles 6 Travel Temptations 7 Sports and Fitness 8 Hobbies, Obsessions and Regrets 9 Down with the Kids 10 It’s Not All Doom and Gloom! The Great Midlife Glossary (A-Z) It’s from all good bookshops. Also available on Audible (read by me) in October (but you can pre-order now).
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Having a cup of tea and a penguin and reading my new book on my favourite level of the local multi-story car park. Peak Saturday.
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Elon Musk keeps saying money won’t exist in a decade and we’ll have everything we need. Now I don’t think he’s stupid enough to believe that, so that means he thinks we’re stupid enough to believe the already rich and powerful will allow us all to be on an equal footing one day.
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That will simply never happen and it feels a bit insulting to our intelligence to try to force feed the idea to us.
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Yes falling off a cliff is bad but do you ever do a screengrab and accidentally click “save to files” instead of “save to photos”? The worst.
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Where’s Salt Bae? It’s not the World Cup final unless Salt Bae comes on and starts grabbing the trophy.
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I’m waiting for VAR to announce Argentina as the winner.
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Good. I’m glad the team that played football won.
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Let’s see how they manage to disallow that one.
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If that’s not a goal this is officially rigged.
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What was the ref playing at there with his foam. Ridiculous.
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Messi talks to the refs like he’s talking to his own personal staff.
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Off you go Fernandez, you intensely annoying wally.
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Why was that a free kick? Messi ran right into a stationary man.
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Well this BBC advert has ruined the mood a bit.
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Why are they boasting about themselves like they’re a charity? We pay for it like any other channel.
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Weird how Madonna gets about 30 seconds, BTS gets about 30 seconds, then Justin Bieber gets to sing an entire slow sad song for ages 😂
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I like Robbie Williams but how did he get this gig? I didn’t think he was particularly known in the US
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