Voiceover guy, professional speaker on ethics in the workplace, music fanatic, steel guitar player, been there and probably done that

Joined June 2020
ChrisBauerVoiceover retweeted
Five Feynman rules for Life: 🧠 i) Take mistakes as Lessons. ii) Focus is the key. iii) Study hard what interests you the most. iv) Don't worry about what other people think. v) Skills are more valuable than your grades.
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Okay all you resourceful people: Somewhere out there is an English dubbed version of this movie. It was released as "Cuerdas" in Spanish and "Ropes" in Spanish with English subtitles. I can't find the English dub. If you can, PLEASE let me know. Thanks! rottentomatoes.com/m/ropes
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ChrisBauerVoiceover retweeted
Pro Tip: Always put your keys away in the last place you’d look, then look there first.
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ChrisBauerVoiceover retweeted
The National Origami championship is on television tonight. It’s on paper view.
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ChrisBauerVoiceover retweeted
The Earl of Southampton, painted in 1603, with his lawyer.
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ChrisBauerVoiceover retweeted
I have never seen a more vivid demonstration of @ElvisPresley fans VS non-Elvis fans in my LIFE.
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ChrisBauerVoiceover retweeted
If you’re cold it’s your body telling you you need to be in bed eating cake
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ChrisBauerVoiceover retweeted
“Staggering corruption” isn’t an exaggeration. Over four years in office, Trump accumulated 3,700 conflicts of interest stemming from his refusal to divest from his private business. citizensforethics.org/report…
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ChrisBauerVoiceover retweeted
Pavlov’s dog ate Schroëdinger’s cat so now every time a bell rings a cat angel gets its wings, or it doesn’t
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ChrisBauerVoiceover retweeted
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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This is hilarious
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him: I refuse to wear a mask under any circumstance me: cool. We’re going scuba diving
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ChrisBauerVoiceover retweeted
The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership
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ChrisBauerVoiceover retweeted
My dad has spent the last 4 years getting his PhD while working two full time jobs. He did it because he didn’t want me to be the only Doctor in the family. At the age of 65, world, meet Dr. Emmanuel Uloko 😭 my father, my biggest cheerleader and who I compare every man to.
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ChrisBauerVoiceover retweeted
I think we should build a bigger White House made of gold and cheeseburgers right next to the current one so Trump gets jealous but then once he's inside, BANG it turns into a spaceship & launches him into outer space. On the phone with NASA coordinating it rn.
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ChrisBauerVoiceover retweeted
Because of good people, Black voters, women, people of conscience, activists...this just now happened. #Election2020results #PresidentBidenVPHarris2020
ChrisBauerVoiceover retweeted
Ornette Coleman - "The human being receives the pleasure from #music, not from the argument over what it is."#jazz
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ChrisBauerVoiceover retweeted
Tr*mp supporters really abt to be like, "Biden only won cause they counted the ballots"
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