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Brodie Evans

@BrodieWrites

cope-ywriter

 Melbourne, Australia
brodie-evans.com
Joined January 2011
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Hey @GrilldBurgers what do you think of this new bugger concept? I reckon I could get your executive team fired up over it. #grilld
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We made our end of year work awards into NFTs based off @ronnui_ tweet. I love 2021! #dogshitstuff opensea.io/collection/just-d…
Just Dogshit Stuff - Collection | OpenSea

Just Dogshit Stuff - Collection | OpenSea

"Here's the deal, we're selling art. No put your wallet away we use currency that crashes if someone tweets something weird. No you don't keep it but I'll write that you bought it in a big book. Ah...

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Ron Iver (@ronnui_) profile pictureRon Iver@ronnui_13 Nov 2021
Here's the deal, we're selling art. No put your wallet away we use currency that crashes if someone tweets something weird. No you don't keep it but I'll write that you bought it in a big book. Ah no it's not "good" art it's actually the worst art you've seen. Just dogshit stuff.
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Hannah@HanMurphy9329 Sep 2021
The optics of this is at the Perth Royal Show is either deeply dystopian or mildly funny depending on how badly your day’s going
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S Club 7 said it best when they sang ‘Bring it all back’. Come October 11th it will be over 100 days since we last savoured a schooner together. Until then, enjoy this short film @Sacre88 & I brewed up about all those special moments we have missed at the pub.
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Don't be sad grandma! We uploaded Pop Pop to the metaverse. He's a McNugget in Fortnite now.
My fellow Melbournians: tonight at 8pm please join us, standing on doorsteps, balconies and at windows, to clap for the heroes on our frontline. @KFCAustralia workers we applaud your tireless work while our zinger system is overwhelmed by tradies. #melbourneprotest @chaser
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Never forget 711 #melbourneprotest @chaser
Police intercept 120kg of methamphetamines found in bottles of tradie urine #melbourneprotest @chaser
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Tradies recruit more female rioters ahead of tomorrow's protest in order to smash glass BBQ ceiling #melbourneprotest @chaser
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Dan Andrews to investigate Ancient Egyptian policy of burying tradies alive under buildings they construct #melbourneprotest @chaser
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[pan by the abandoned Melbourne Star] fifty thousand people use to live here, now it's a ghost town
Sumeyya Ilanbey (@sumeyyailanbey) profile pictureSumeyya Ilanbey@sumeyyailanbey6 Sep 2021
The Melbourne Star Wheel is permanently shutting. The pandemic has exacerbated the “pre-existing” challenges of the operations.
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in mother russia, virgin sacrifices you smh.com.au/national/virgin-c…
Virgin CEO calls for open borders, even if ‘some people may die’

Virgin CEO calls for open borders, even if ‘some people may die’

The head of Virgin Australia says the nation needs to get used to living with COVID, and believes it’s “not in anyone’s interests” to keep the borders locked forever.

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You're laughing. People are dying of covid19 and you're laughing. bandt.com.au/absolute-nightm…
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Porno Nacho burns cock candle at both ends with druggy froggy, left bloody and groggy
Hazel Ward (@WardieJerusalem) profile pictureHazel Ward@WardieJerusalem3 Jun 2020
Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP u.afp.com/3dss
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I get knocked down! I get knocked down again! Please let me get back up! 🎶
mmm speak market research to me @UberUK, treat me like the dirty demographic I am
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Dear @netflix if you don't make a gritty/dark adaptation of the Animorph book series soon I'm cancelling my subscription. You've been warned.
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i'm proud of this 5 second photo edit
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ADWEAK@adweak14 Mar 2019
BREAKING: Freelance Copywriter Admits Working From Home Starting To Get Really Fucking Old we.co/adweak
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