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BREAKING: Client Gets Good Laugh At Invoice That Says “Due Upon Receipt” -with Papercut.tv
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BREAKING: Study Finds Senior Citizens’ Reaction Times At Highest Level When It Comes To Muting TV Commercials
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BREAKING: Pepsi Officials Say They’re Looking Forward To Relationships With Other, Younger Chicken Brands
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BREAKING: Agency Staffers Getting Head Start On Layoff Season
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BREAKING: Parents Doing Best To Seem Happy After Daughter Announces Engagement To “Digital Content Creator”
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BREAKING: Creative Director Reminds Client They’re Not Making A Commercial, They’re Taking Consumers On A Journey
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BREAKING: Agency Arrives At Edit Session To Oversee Editor Loading Footage From Shoot
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BREAKING: Search Consultant Pissed After Learning Client Is Considering Half Dozen Other Search Consultants To Conduct Agency Review
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BREAKING: Voice Talent Challenged To Make List Of Drug Side Effects Sound “More Friendly”
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BREAKING: Chiat Staffer Hoping Her Kid Steals Show At Agency Halloween Parade With Baby Lee Clow Costume
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BREAKING: Brands Begin Rolling Out Their Usual “No Tricks Just Treats” Ads
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BREAKING: AI Submits Entry For Agency Pumpkin Carving Contest Two Weeks Before Deadline
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BREAKING: Agency Business Cards For Freelancers Arrive Just In Time For New Business Pitch
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BREAKING: Creative Team Tries To Convince Editor Doing 90-Second Version Of Their 15-Second Spot Would Be Great For His Reel
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BREAKING: Immediately Following New Business Pitch Loss, Agency Begins Standard Procedure Of Finger Pointing
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BREAKING: Production Company Finally Gets Budget Down To Allow Clients To Stay At Four Seasons During Shoot -with thehiddengems.com
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BREAKING: Influencer’s New Video That’s Not Supposed To Feel Like An Ad Feels Exactly Like An Ad
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BREAKING: Creative Team Grits Teeth As Client Nods In Agreement With Everything Focus Group Says
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BREAKING: Freelancer Given Opportunity To Work On New Biz Pitch At Reduced Rate For Chance At Full Time If Agency Wins
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BREAKING: Agency Gets Pass For AI Ad Fail By Attributing It To Just A “Slight Misalignment” -with DevitoVerdi.com
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