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Danielle Fortino retweeted
Men's Humor
@MensHumor14 May 2012
I wish Monday was a figment of my imagination.
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor20 Apr 2012
A phone call on Saturday morning about " fraudulent charges" always means Friday night kicked ass.
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Danielle Fortino retweeted
Men's Humor
@MensHumor19 Apr 2012
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they look awesome.
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Slaydrienne@TheBlessMess1 Dec 2011
That one person that makes you feel like a million bucks also has the uncanny ability to make you feel like $1.14 in loose change.
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It's National Stalking Awareness Day. SOMEONE STALK ME PLEASE!?!? #singlegirlproblems
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ReallyRaphy@ReallyRaphy15 Apr 2012
RT: "friends don't let friends go home with ugly people."
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What's the awesomest thing happening today? Twitter chat w/ me & @AndrewSkurka, hosted by @NatGeoLive today at 3 PM EST! Be there #NomadLife
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Andrew Skurka@andrewskurka2 Mar 2012
Today's the day-Live chat with @WheresAndrew at 3:00pm EST! Use hashtag #nomadlife and us ask questions. RT if you're planning to join.
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Danielle Fortino retweeted
Men's Humor
@MensHumor10 Jan 2012
Someone needs to invent alcohol that improves your proofreading skills before you send a text.
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Danielle Fortino retweeted
Men's Humor
@MensHumor9 Jan 2012
Your dog is smaller than your girlfriend's cat? #ManCardRevoked
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"I've got 99 problems but a dick ain't one." #whatsinglegirlssay #singlegirlproblems
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I think New Year's Eve is worse than Valentine's Day bc you're forced to be in a crowd & expected to kiss someone. #singlegirlproblems
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#2011in3words Where's the vodka? #singlegirlproblems
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ohsnapkid@ohsnapkid29 Dec 2011
Show me some Twitter love for FREE TICKETS " I'M GOING TO #FUCKYESSSATL THIS SATURDAY FOR NYE! ow.ly/8drou RETWEET AND SUPPORT!"
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Bitch Brunette@bitchbrunette18 Dec 2011
Meeting people at the bar is like going to the grocery store when you're hungry, you bring home shit you don't need. #TrueStory
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Alyssa Berube@alyssaberube17 Dec 2011
Somebody's something or just nobody's nothing?
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Would you save your ex from a fire or just start roasting marshmallows? #singlegirlproblems
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Danielle Fortino retweeted
Women's Humor
@womenshumor6 Dec 2011
I don't hate you... let's just say if you were on fire, and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it.
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Sexy is sexy...
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Death Star PR@DeathStarPR9 Dec 2011
Lindsay Lohan's Playboy photos leaked online, so probably stay off the internet for a week or so if you value your eyesight.
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