Former server & retail drone. Studying to be Kitty Forman
San Diego, CA
Joined July 2013
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BostonServerProbs retweeted
THIS 👏STORE👏 DOESNT👏 STOCK 👏EVERY 👏SINGLE 👏FUCKING👏 LITTLE THING 👏THATS 👏ON 👏THE 👏WEBSITE.
Do you understand how big the site would need to be if we did? Take 2 and think it thru.
#retaillife #retailhell #retailproblems #dearcustomer
BostonServerProbs retweeted
Simple PSA for all the Karen’s and Kens out there. #serverproblems #serverlife
BostonServerProbs retweeted
Probably this group of four 20-something guys during my Tavern in the Square days where one of them filled out a comment card saying, "if Colleen was my server every time, it would be coming up from Nashville to visit my parents much easier!" A warm and fuzzy that was much needed
BostonServerProbs retweeted
Make the effort, @bitchywaiter told me. "It makes me feel like we are in this together instead of just me potentially risking my health so they can eat a cheeseburger." huffpost.com/entry/mask-rest…
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Restaurant workers believing the #malegislature will pass a relief bill are akin to a mistress hoping her married boyfriend is leaving his wife. Democrats have supermajorities in both chambers and it's been going on since March. #mapoli – at Massachusetts, USA
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Republicans like to make fun of the fact that I used to be a waitress, but we all know if they ever had to do a double they’d be the ones found crying in the walk-in fridge halfway through their first shift bc someone yelled at them for bringing seltzer when they wanted sparkling
BostonServerProbs retweeted
Nothing is worse than a complacent owner of a restaurant complaining about the complacency of others. #86staff #serverhell
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Coworker:I go home and cry some days.
Me:You should cry at work. Might as well get paid for crying right?
CW:You are so wise.
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Customer: Do you have Vida Mezcal?
Bartender: No sorry we don’t.
Customer:*describes the bottle and the label*
Bartender: yep. Still don’t have it, thanks?
BostonServerProbs retweeted
I figured it out. People hate service staff and say they have “real jobs” because they’re jealous that we actually enjoy what we do. Well enjoy your staplers and sadness Brian, I’m gonna keep this cash and casamigos.
BostonServerProbs retweeted
PSA: if you think $5 is an acceptable tip regardless of the tab people hate you everywhere you go #TipOrGoHome #ServerProblems
BostonServerProbs retweeted
When you get a table with complicated orders and need to let the kitchen know it’s not your fault #serverproblems
BostonServerProbs retweeted
I always forget, do I put the holes in the box before or after I add the kitty?
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Guest: what do you have on tap?
Me: we have coors light and others.
Guest: ...what are the others?
Me: if I proceed you may not come back and order a coors light.
Guest: I’ll get a coors light.
Me: that’s what I f*cking thought.
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Clopen:
[Definition]
An unnatural act of God in which, by your own doing, or by the irresponsibility of another, you must be the last person to leave your store, and subsequently the first to enter the next day. Leaving no time for sleeping, or in some extreme cases, drinking.