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I think I’m really funny. Pun master. FDA approved. Pokémon Master. SnapChat: cgaertner

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined August 2011
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Replying to @BorboaGrant
You ever slip carrying a 5 gallon container of margarita mix? 😂😂
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FULL. BODY. CHILLS. #dwts
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South Side. The Burger King. Former employee outside dancing, claiming she killed another employees baby daddy. When the caller was asked how many people are involved they stated “the entire shift”.
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Chris Gaertner retweeted
not a day goes by that i don’t think about kermit on the masked singer
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These three as Traitors are both a fevered dream AND a dream come true at the same exact time 😭❤️
Mind you, this is the FIRST conversation that they have after revealing themselves as Traitors. Whole. Ass. Mess. 😂 #TheTraitorsUS
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nessa with the munchkins in wicked part 2
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"giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say
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anyone else get this in their spotify wrapped??
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can we finally admit this bonus track is AMAZING
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THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN OMG 😭
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"Who will be winning? Donald Trump or Kamala Harris" Dua Lipa:
The Election is tomorrow.
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One of my absolute favorite things to do is put my phone on DND at the end of a long day. Sorry if we’re in the middle of texting or Snapping or whatever- I’m going to bed and there’s nothing you can do about it 😌
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We couldn’t be happier with this latest sneak peak at @WickedMovie! 🧹🫧 #WICKED
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Hey @ChipotleTweets, what in the absolute nonsense is this? What I ordered versus what I received. Spent $21 just to get someone else’s mobile order. What gives???
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Along with the rest of the world, I’m looking for Mega Rayquaza raid invites in #PokemonGo! Preferred L.45 and above unless you have a dedicated group for raids. Respond below if you add me so I know who’s who! #PokemonGoRaids #PokemonGOfriend 118313157331 is me
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DIVA DOWN!!!
Weinermobile had a little accident. #oscarmayer
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If anyone is looking for help with remote raids for #PokemonGOfest2024, I’m available to help! 48 Instinct, just looking to grind out some raids! Let's be friends in #PokemonGO! My Trainer Code is 118313157331! #PokemonGoRaids
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OK, didn’t know so many people would actually add me 😅 If you add me, shoot me a reply here with your in game name and level! Trying to keep track of everyone adding me for #PokemonGO and #PokemongoFest2024 for #PokemonGoRaids
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Teeny Chirichillo (she/they) An associate solution architect and freelance writer from New Brunswick, New Jersey. Teeny has been very active in the online and live reality game community for nearly a decade and recently competed on Survivor Gettysburg where she placed 6th.
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i dont think an nda would work on me. like im at least telling my roommate and the girls idgaf
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