
ALT The Creature from Kernel Island Look... I'm not gonna sit here and act like this isn't exactly what it looks like. I took my own card (PEPECREATURE from the Fake Rares) and I just... redid it. With corn. Same pose. Same Bitcoin eyes. Same little ferryman Pepe in the corner looking like he's seen some shit and decided it wasn't his business. I just swapped out the Jekyll Island Federal Reserve conspiracy for a corn subsidy conspiracy and submitted it to Faux Corn like it was a brand new idea. That's called synergy. You know what synergy is? It's the word that makes a guy in a Patagonia vest excuse himself from the meeting to go handle something in the bathroom (hand mash his cobb). It's what happens when you say "leveraging existing IP across verticals" and everybody at the table starts nodding and clapping like you ain't just describe being lazy with extra steps. That's me. I'm vertically integrating my own shit. Because its MLK day and i just used the word integration.

































