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Pat Fenis

@BigStrawDog

Soberphobic man suffering from a non-curable case of the handsomes. Big Naturals. (top 0.1% of grousecunts) *may contain traces of nuts.

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Joined January 2009
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Who’s dick do I have to suck to get my dick sucked around here
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CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide
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Cum Together
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@PageSix11 Sep 2018
Paul McCartney and John Lennon once masturbated together pge.sx/2N9Zoti
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rereading my own tweets
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Same.
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Nobody got my kanye costume last night :/
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Anti@antipikerOct 30
i always forget if bisexual is sex twice a week or sex every two weeks
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Listen buddy, I didn’t piss my pants…I spilled the cup of piss I was carrying, ON my pants. Big difference pal!
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polyamory is just a timeshare but for holes
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Women claim size doesn't matter until there is a spider present.
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Django Gold@djangoOct 19
holding my cock by the scruff while I pee like a mama cat with her kitten
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Calling my colleague Lester 'Mo' for short till he notices.
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Whoever gave moths wings prob shoulda taught them how to use the things too.
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jonotin@jonotinnOct 16
I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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Questionable taste in women, too now that I think about it
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"Your honour I'd like my flaccid penis stricken from the record. Speculation."
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Thank you for your cervix.
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Kelly Clarkson just came into my apartment and demanded to buy a load bearing wall
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slice@sliceofheckOct 10
Spotting my bro while he’s doing kegels
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Stop pussy footing around .
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Max Pube@maxpubeOct 7
Walk a mile in my pubes
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