I just flew in from a conference on the implementation of gender neutrality in the workplace, and boy or girl are my arms tired!
Milwaukee
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I remember when Val Venis and Edge were the two guys everyone was saying were gonna be the future of wrestling. Edge sure had a great career.
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Tyson’s gonna hit Paul so hard that the ‘a’ in his first name is gonna turn into an ‘o’, making him the thing you find at the end of a punchline—a JOKE!
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Friend: So what do you think?
Me: Hmmm, well just a stab in the dark but… *turns off light* *shanks*
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Professional 🤝 Rural Church
Wrestling
"Hey why does that guy have a snake"
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Who's ready for the Mic tonight?! This week's host: @BestBitMachine
Doors at 6pm, mic at 6:15pm 🎤
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Are you or someone you know setting boundaries without posting sentries to maintain them? You need at least three shifts of sentries to cycle through, with one posted every 500 feet or so, if you’re going to cover those boundaries effectively. bit.ly/3ruTp74
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ME: I guess you could say we're all incels lol
PRISON GUARD: *handing out shivs* Go for it fellas
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Did a personal best on a fitted sheet fold today.
A lot of people are going to try to tear you down on your way to the top. All you have to do is shut it out, because talent takes time. Believe in yourself— you can accomplish anything.
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Comedian gets caught performing stand up comedy by wife who had no clue he was doin it 😬😬😬
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“you guys married?”
“yes. 11 years.”
“you like to fuck her from the back?”
“please don’t do this.”
“you like a finger in the ass?”
“this is our first time leaving the house since we put down our dog last week.”
“see I KNEW you like it doggy style 😂”
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