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I Schmidt, You Not

@BestBitMachine

I just flew in from a conference on the implementation of gender neutrality in the workplace, and boy or girl are my arms tired!

 Milwaukee
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Joined April 2013
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Replying to @BestBitMachine @AnnCoulter
Fuck this bitch too
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Replying to @Yes2Homeschool1
Just saw this on Facebook and came to call you a fucking idiot
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Replying to @PocketsYou @breaksandflows
@PocketsYou @breaksandflows
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Replying to @TheMcKenziest
Her: Hey look at this bunch of gays here. Audience Member: Hey, I don’t like that, what if I made fun of you?” Her: *ugliest meltdown* She’s a bad comic who’s only where she is because she has a marketable look and social media savvy. This was pure insecurity.
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So offensive
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Found a pic of the clown who snitched
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Replying to @TheCinesthetic
The Mist
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Political ads have gotten too metal
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