Thank you so much for the kind words @MarinaOLoughlin 🤪😜 😘 so happy you enjoyed our space, patter and most importantly, food! We look forward to welcoming you again🙏🏻

2nd @lufthansa lost my bag @EDI_Airport, 4th SMS to say its with me in pm so changed plans - nothing. 5th SMS at 4pm says it would come at 2pm - bit late! Was sent a URL and contact number for the courier - neither work. I'm running out of pants! What should I do?

Give @TWAC2022_ABS a follow, lads fi portobello (my downstairs naighbour Matthew) training to row accross the Atlantic, fundraising for mental health crowdfunder.co.uk/p/atlantic… @bodysoulcharity #TWAC22 #ATLANTICROW #atlanticchallenge #atlanticbodyandsoul #MentalHealthAwareness

In a useless circular bot chat with Virgin for over a month. Jokers trying to charge £62.50pcm for home broadband! @Vodaphone4 have already set me up £19. @virginmedia I'm reaching out here in an effort to communicate with a human who can finally confirm wtf is going on. @Ofcom

Knew I was keeping this account for a reason.

Gonna start wearing Beijing bikini in support of my eastern brothers.

Was out for lunch today. Shell garage pasty and costa coffee from a machine. Exciting doesn’t begin to describe it.

All sport is off, so @AlysFowler & @allanjenkins21 should claim the back pages of the newspaper with proper chat on growing tings.

The snail filled garden is looking like a great source of protein.

Anyone got good recipes for rats?

Can I use a bike puncture repair kit on a welly?

Great that @CompanyBakery found its way onto @thelistmagazine’s #Hot100 list of cultural contributors! If you want award winning loaves delivered, give us a shout! What great #company to be in! @CailBruich @GlasgowLocavore @AndrewFairlie1 @EastCoastCured #dreamteam

Anyone got #podcast recommendations for a long flight?

The real sadness is the relegation of kohl rabi to the status of a root vegetable. It’s a swollen stem. Give it a chance!

How many holes does a mug have?

Although Lorne sausage is an abomination against geometry, it is always advantageous over link sausage when it comes to a breakfast roll. #breakfastfact

Pasta is the only superfood.

Phone been going off all night with Korean emergency alerts, because it was wet and windy like any properly mingin scottish day. Typhoon bawbags. Aye.