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Czechoslovakian Interior Decorator (she/her)

NYC
Joined December 2012
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Boo!
An adult grace who still goes by gracie is something that is so scary to me
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I hate Descartes Halloween cause what do you mean you’re thinking ?
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The lasting impact of a Jesuit predecessor
Villanova basketball players give Pope Leo XIV a golden basketball which the Pope starts playing with, before joking “where’s the hoop?”
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He was a serial killer who bragged about killing people
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This quite literally happened to me yesterday afternoon on my way home
the type of shit that happens when you've had objectively the worst day of your life are overstimulated and just want to get home in one piece without harming yourself or others
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Imagine watching #1 Kansas vs #2 Oklahoma on Monday January 4th 2016 at a bar like this
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if you’re a woman with a round face and hooded eyes they kill you
Jennifer Lawrence gets real about her past plastic surgery and future facelift plans: ‘I want to be a sexy mom’ trib.al/CFSHMOA
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Seeing somebody else live out your dream
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hi diva.. can I call you diva? my name is detective fierce… you're not in trouble boots, we're just trying to get the tea on this situation…
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You should get life in prison for disrespecting the 2015 Royals
Dodgers going back to back and winning 3 in 6 will be talked about in 100 years. Random fluke milwaukee ring will fade into irrelevancy just like the 2015 Royals.
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Stunt Queen
Coach Williams in the house 🤝
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I’m so excited to debut my Halloween costume that maybe 3 people will get
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Cayden + Cameron = bad weather spin the truth destroy
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Not sure either of these teams wanna win this game
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to this day
No b*tch topped this yet
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They’re haunting me I’ve thought about them every day for 2 weeks now
Hey man can I hold $300. Wait sorry oh my god I didn’t mean to send that photo
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Sorry for being late
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